Sorry for the delay …

January 30, 2009 at 7:14 pm 6 comments


… but I was suddenly struck by a severe case of Ocular Outrage – you know, where your eyes literally peel themselves open from the inside and squirt gaze-goo all over the place.

Ya – NOT Fun.

It happened during my morning World Headline Tour and Scavenger Hunt O’ Stupid when I ran across some crap about Tom Jones hauling his saggy nutsack on tour and I was all ‘Damn, I thought that dude was dead!’  …

… then I clicked the link and was all ‘MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!!!!’ when I saw what I am still not convinced isn’t a seeing-eye leather bowling bag …

tjones

My opthalmologist swears my retinas can be reattached with relatively little pain.

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Tha..tha..That’s all, folks! 6th time’s the charm

6 Comments

  • 1. springdaddy  |  January 30, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    It’s not unusual…..to be…..

    LMAO!!!

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  January 30, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    I’m sorry — my vision’s coming back a little …

    … make that a seeing-eye leather bowling bag covered in pubies

  • 3. maryrestaino  |  January 30, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Father Time marches over all of us. Sad. He was pretty hot in his day.

  • 4. Chris  |  January 30, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    SOB! I think we could’ve done without the picture!!!! Seriously!!!!!

    Thank you springdaddy. Now I can’t get THIS out of my head.

  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  January 31, 2009 at 1:17 am

    HAHAHA!!!!! I remember that clip!!

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