6th time’s the charm

January 30, 2009 at 10:27 pm 6 comments

Scant hours after their brethren linked arms and marched in lockstep to vote against O’Baby’s audacious stimulus package of hope, members of the Republican National Committee were apparently too tuckered out to properly pick their own panel’s presider.
::: … the relentless pursuit of cantankerous shortsightedness is hard, yo! :::

After a seriously snoozerific series of ballot calls – rivaled only by the Franken-Coleman Senate Seat Steel Cage Match of Retardation – RNC members realized dinner time was fast approaching and finally picked a chairman.
:: Woo hoo — just in time for the Early Bird! :::

After five ballots, it was down to the Maryland Man of Color, Michael Steele and South Cackalackee’s Whitie (Katon) McWhiterson (Dawson).
::: decisions DECISIONS :::

GOP strageeeegerists were literally sweating the possibility of electing Dawson, who had acknowledged his membership in a whites-only club,  because – well, what the hell kind of fucked up GD signal does that send to a county that bitchslapped your party nine ways to Sunday in front of your mother on your birthday in the last cycle of elections. 

It’s ok, we were all there – you can say it … a baaaad one.

So RNCers threw their hands in the air, waved ’em like they jess don’t care and did the unthinkable by voting 91-77 in favor of ‘Yeah? Well so can WE!!’ – making Steele the first African American to chair the RNC.

Now that’s change we you us them him I can believe in!


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  • 1. writechicpress  |  January 31, 2009 at 5:03 am

    Pure gold.

    With his free time, Michael likes long walks on the beach and disguising himself as a Democrat in black districts by handing out fliers saying he is a Democrat. Michael loves comparing stem cell research to Nazi experimentation on Jewish people and has the full endorsement of ear-biting freakazoid, Mike Tyson.

    Still the bigot faction of the party must see their worst fears being realized…the blacks are just taking over everything now:

  • 2. curious  |  January 31, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    you dem’s just don’t get it do you? it’s about ideas and not race. you have made them part of the victim class by telling them that they can’t get ahead without your help.

    now who is jesse jackson going to extort? maybe jesse can go after the team of 46 doctors tending the soon to be welfare octuplets of the divorced mother of six, living with her mother in a 3 bedroom house. oh yeah, jesse will have plenty to do as long as ignorant people like this woman are around.

    until a class of people are willing to take responsibility for their actions, then you will always have race-baiters willing to take advantage of them. morris dees, al sharpton, charlie rangel, ted kennedy, nancy pelosi, jesse jackson, spike lee, BET, the democratic party, louis farrakhan, and the list goes on, have all made an industry, and a damn good living on the backs of good people.

  • 3. noni  |  January 31, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    I thought the point Cookie was making was that the Republicans didn’t have any strong enough candidate to win in several tries and when it came down to the last two it was someone who thinks being in an all-white club is OK and someone who can possibly bring new ideas?

    I wasn’t there when they voted and neither were you Mr. Curious – but it was your guys who chose Mr. Steele out of the two remaining candidates.

    Are you saying you don’t think they picked the right one of the two?

  • 4. Lou  |  February 1, 2009 at 12:31 am

    C’mon, give the repubs a break, for gosh sake. They’re just tryin’ to keep up with the cool dems. Sure they are. Those dang blacks won’t see through their clever disguises, no they won’t!

  • 5. curious  |  February 1, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    like i said, dems just don’t get it. michael steele will do great if he brings the party back to conservative fiscal policy and gets over being power drunk. the dems are following in the repubs footsteps spending like drunken sailors already.

    this money printing spree we have been on lately will be our downfall. gov’t can’t produce sustained employment. the new deal didn’t bring us out of the real depression, it prolonged it. ww2 brought us out of that.

  • 6. lifeisacookie  |  February 2, 2009 at 11:50 am

    who should we go to war with this time? I vote for the Swiss — those bastards have had it too good too long!

This is the shit you bitches are reading

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