… and that’s why they call it the ‘boob’ tube
Governor Rod ‘Grabbyhands” Blagojevich doesn’t need your stupid impeachments, Illinoisians!
He’s got better things to do – like bring the Blaggy Media Blitzkrieg of Preposterous Innocence Proclamations to every home in America!!!
::: … can you say ‘narcissist’s desperate bid to stay relevant amid the obvious obviosity of the neon glare of guilt’? I can … but now everything is blurry … :::
The Notorious R.O.D.’s offensive offensive comes scant days after declaring that the day his dumbass criminality and blatant corruption caught up with him down at central processing he was arrested is – to his family – “what Pearl Harbor Day was to the United States.”
::: He R The World … :::
On ABC’s Good Morning America, dicksleeve blah blah’d about how he thought Her Supreme Fabulosity would have been a sweet choice to fill my boyfriend‘s Senate seat … you know, because of the badassness of her ‘bully pulpit’ and all.
::: … and by ‘bully pulpit’, you understand he means ‘wallet’ … :::
And on NBC’s Today Show, DJ Shiftyeye went full retard when he yakked on and on and on about how he was just soooo traumatized by his arrest but, you know, it’s all good because he can take comfort thinking about how the tribulations of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mahatma Gandhi were, like, WAY worse and stuff.
::: Perspective FAIL :::
Don’t sweat it if you missed the irrational hilarity of future Inmate #4988071 … his crazy train of screwball insanity has scheduled stops at ABC’s “The View” and CNN’s “Larry King Live.
1-2-3 — TIVO!!!
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