… and that’s why they call it the ‘boob’ tube

January 26, 2009 at 4:19 pm 21 comments


Governor Rod ‘Grabbyhands” Blagojevich doesn’t need your stupid impeachments, Illinoisians!

He’s got better things to do – like bring the Blaggy Media Blitzkrieg of Preposterous Innocence Proclamations to every home in America!!!
::: … can you say ‘narcissist’s desperate bid to stay relevant amid the obvious obviosity of the neon glare of guilt’? I can … but now everything is blurry … :::

blaggy2The Notorious R.O.D.’s offensive offensive comes scant days after declaring that the day his dumbass criminality and blatant corruption caught up with him down at central processing he was arrested is – to his family –  “what Pearl Harbor Day was to the United States.”
::: He R The World … :::

On ABC’s Good Morning America, dicksleeve blah blah’d about how he thought Her Supreme Fabulosity would have been a sweet choice to fill my boyfriend‘s Senate seat … you know, because of the badassness of her ‘bully pulpit’ and all.
::: … and by ‘bully pulpit’, you understand he means ‘wallet’ … :::

blaggy3And on NBC’s Today Show, DJ Shiftyeye went full retard when he yakked on and on and on about how he was just soooo traumatized by his arrest but, you know, it’s all good because he can take comfort thinking about how the tribulations of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mahatma Gandhi were, like, WAY worse and stuff.
::: Perspective FAIL :::

Don’t sweat it if you missed the irrational hilarity of future Inmate #4988071 … his crazy train of screwball insanity has scheduled stops at ABC’s “The View” and CNN’s “Larry King Live.

1-2-3 — TIVO!!!

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Hillbilly Hicksquad 1 – Wascally Wabbits 0 In Bay City it’s pay up … or DIE!

21 Comments

  • 1. this buddy of mine  |  January 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    you kiss your mother with that mouth? 🙂

    great commentary!

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  January 26, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    I kiss LOTS of folks with this mouth!

  • 3. springdaddy  |  January 26, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Some one needs to take this fuck-nut out of his misery! I bet he was the little puke in grade school that cried when he didn’t get his way on the playground. The scary part today is that the TV heads are giving him the time of day to make himself look even more stupid then he already has.

  • 4. springdaddy  |  January 26, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Some one needs to take this fuck-nut out of his misery! I bet he was the little puke in grade school that cried when he didn’t get his way on the playground. The scary part today is that the TV heads are giving him the time of day to make himself look even more stupid then he already has.

  • 5. springdaddy  |  January 26, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Some one needs to take this nut out of his misery! I bet he was the little puke in grade school that cried when he didn’t get his way on the playground. The scary part today is that the TV heads are giving him the time of day to make himself look even more stupid then he already has.

  • 6. writechicpress  |  January 26, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    In stereo, Springdaddy!

    See how the animal kingdom is getting its proper media love today, Cookie? I covered the goat. You covered the ass.

    And good thing, too. I’m still nonplussed on how Selling Senate Seat = Apartheid. The fucking nerve!

  • 7. springdaddy  |  January 26, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    Doh!!! My send finger got all crazy. But it’s frustrating enough to say it three times…….fast!

  • 8. curious  |  January 26, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    just another example of chicago politics. you go rush!

  • 9. lifeisacookie  |  January 26, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Too true Writechic!!

  • 10. curious  |  January 26, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    if you look back he called himself the first black governor of IL. he was strongly supported by the colored vote

  • 11. lifeisacookie  |  January 26, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    What?!?

  • 13. lifeisacookie  |  January 26, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    How did this guy ever get elected?!?
    That’s it — I’m running for office!

  • 14. curious  |  January 27, 2009 at 12:11 am

    go ahead cookie. i will be your attack dog/campaign manager. ol’ james carville ain’t got jack on me.

  • 15. lifeisacookie  |  January 27, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Oh man — I can just imagine the pressers!!!

  • 16. Chris  |  January 27, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    I want to be your fashion consultant who accidentally spends an extra 300 grand.

  • 17. lifeisacookie  |  January 27, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    hehe — I could do that!

  • 18. springdaddy  |  January 29, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    Please make this fool go away just like the basketball story. He’s a lieing cheatin fool!!! I’m so tired of seeing his latest escapade published in print or TV. It’s a mokery I tell ya……

  • 19. lifeisacookie  |  January 29, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    he’s awful — that whole state must want to ostrich themselves until it’s all over!

  • 20. Tha..tha..That’s all, folks! « Life Is A Cookie  |  January 29, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    […] right kiddies! Looks like the Blaggy Media Blitzkrieg of Preposterous Innocence Proclamations was just a big ol’ wet fart of sweet sweet […]

  • 21. Type Writer  |  January 30, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    I kiss LOTS of folks with this mouth!

    That might be the best thing you’ve ever written 🙂

    TW


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