Hannity’s Insanity

January 19, 2009 at 10:04 pm 5 comments


Because there are no interns to scare now that winter break is over, Sean Hannity has turned his sneer elsewhere and applied his cracktastic reasonings to the recent water landing of US Airways flight 1549.

After looking at NO evidence and talking to NO people in any official capacity whatsoever — Shamity has determined the cause:
New York Senator Charles Schumer … a DEMOCRAT … is responsible!
::: He must have worked overtime on that one — didn’t even take him a week to blame a dem … even the blind saw that one coming :::

According to ‘Hannity’s America”:

Back in 2004, the New York Senator saw to it that a $200,000 earmark went to GeesePeace. Now, this is an animal rights group that devotes itself to saving Canada geese through non-lethal methods. Now, this was Schumer’s attempt to solve the problem of overpopulation of geese, some of which live on Riker’s Island. That’s directly in the flight path of La Guardia airport. Now, the perilous result of this plan was seen on Thursday when the same breed of geese, Canada geese, downed US Airways flight 1549. Now, maybe our lawmakers should focus on preventing such tragedies rather than empowering groups that seem to care more about the birds than the safety of Americans.

Ok, so now, just in case his Haldol and helium-fueled powers of deduction confuse you — we have boiled his lunatic logic down into an equally confusing Haldol and helium-fueled Venn diagram.

Note to NTSB: Hannity’s got this … you can go play now.

hannitylogic

WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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5 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  January 19, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    LMAO!!! That’s one of the funniest blame games I’ve ever seen played! Next we’ll be bombing Canada. They were after all Canadian geese.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  January 20, 2009 at 12:56 am

    Chris — you are on to something there!
    I bet he mounts that campaign on his next show!

  • 3. Mike Licht  |  January 20, 2009 at 5:56 am

    US Airways Captain Sullenberger charged with goose poaching!

    See

    http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/01/17/us-airways-violates-federal-migratory-bird-laws/

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  January 20, 2009 at 11:53 am

    hehe — gotta say that’s a hella big weapon!

  • 5. Chris  |  January 20, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Bwaha-ha-ha


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