Bring that hooker line and they’ll sink ya

January 18, 2009 at 3:02 pm 2 comments


So the Washington po po are all ‘prostitutin free zone’ for the inauguration‘ and I’m all ‘but now how am I supposed to pay for my trip?!?’

This puts a serious crimp in my plans, people!

District police have put signs up and down 5th and I Streets that read, “Warning, Prostitution Free Zone.” And anyone caught hookin’ it could be fined two BJs, a LipDip and an All Aboard 300 dollars — and possibly even jailed.
::: fuckers … HAHAHAHA not next week!!!! :::

But — like any good Washington-based legal thingamabob … there’s a loophole!
::: SURPRISE!!! :::

DC City Councilman Jim Graham said the signs are being used because officers cannot enforce loitering laws.

“Because this is focused, its limited in time, its aimed at a very specific issue, if you don’t move along, we’ll put you in the car,” he said.

Gotcha *wink*
… but you know that costs extra, right?

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2 Comments

  • 1. Chris  |  January 18, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    So as long as you walk a couple blocks instead of standing on a corner, you should be alright…right??

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  January 18, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    I sure hope so!!!


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