Bring that hooker line and they’ll sink ya

So the Washington po po are all ‘prostitutin free zone’ for the inauguration‘ and I’m all ‘but now how am I supposed to pay for my trip?!?’

This puts a serious crimp in my plans, people!

District police have put signs up and down 5th and I Streets that read, “Warning, Prostitution Free Zone.” And anyone caught hookin’ it could be fined two BJs, a LipDip and an All Aboard 300 dollars — and possibly even jailed.
::: fuckers … HAHAHAHA not next week!!!! :::

But — like any good Washington-based legal thingamabob … there’s a loophole!
::: SURPRISE!!! :::

DC City Councilman Jim Graham said the signs are being used because officers cannot enforce loitering laws.

“Because this is focused, its limited in time, its aimed at a very specific issue, if you don’t move along, we’ll put you in the car,” he said.

Gotcha *wink*
… but you know that costs extra, right?

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