FYI – this is what a credible threat looks like

January 17, 2009 at 3:18 pm 20 comments

We point and laugh now when Osama bin Laden emerges from his cave of wicked villainy just long enough to issue a murderous edict, test his Panzerfaust 3 or order some yummy Chinese takeout — but when some douchebag Cheesehead loser gets all threateny regarding my boyfriend well, THAT is some shit you just know we’re gonna check three thousand kinds of out!

Wisconsin’s own greasy Propecia posterboy – Steven Joseph Christopher – was taken into custody by the Secret Service in Mississippi yesterday and charged with threatening to assassinate The People’s Prince for what he claimed was “the country’s own good.”

steven-joseph-christopherAuthorities said numbnuts made the threats against O’Baby on January 11 and 15 on the Web site

“Yes, I have decided I will assassinate Barack Obama. It’s really nothing personal about the man,” dipshit said. “But I know it’s for the country’s own good that I do this.”
::: Can you say delusional-loser-with-significant-self-esteem-issues-and-a-raging-case-of the-‘I-am-somebody’s’???  I CAN!!! :::

An affidavit from Secret Service Special Agent Kelly Adcox quotes wannabe murderboy as saying he’s not making these dumbass threats because of racism or anything wicked or sinister like that — oh no — he’s no racist, so pay nooooo attention whatsoever to his totally unbigoty ‘Fuck You, Jew’ YouTube clipette.
::: Apparently prejudice is the ‘New Black’ … :::

No one seems to know for sure what the fuck this fucking idiot was doing in America’s Armpit at the time of his arrest, but online court records in Wisconsin — which is like so not Mississippi and stuff —  show someone with three first names and with the same birthdate as chowdahead was charged last February in Wisconsin with knowingly violating a domestic abuse restraining order.

After viewing his Youtube Psychoanalysis of You video – it’s pretty clear that Wisconsin paid the Southern Whorestate to take him in, give him shelter and a camcorder so that when his eventual arrest DID happen it would be with a Mississippi dateline.
::: Well played Wisconsin! Well played! :::

Dumbass also used his online postings to solicit funds for bus fare — which everyone knows is  THE preferred travel method of hitmen, assassins and general ne’er do wells worldwide — to Washington, D.C.

“And I’ll need a leak in the secret service to get a close up shot, somewhere close to the podium, since I’ve never fired a gun, so I need to an easy shot off. Wattdysay fellas? Any help?”

Poor Stevie – you just know he’s sitting in his padded cell, drooling uncontrollably while picking lint from his belly button and wondering where it all went wrong … just how – OH HOW GOD HOW – his foolproof plan could have gone so horribly awry.


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  • 1. Chris  |  January 17, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Admit it, Cookie. You turned him in didn’t you?

  • 2. curious  |  January 17, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    looks like the drama/obama queens are out in full force. how many left wingers called for w’s head in public and it was written off as big talk and harmless? the drama/obama people have spared no expense or hype for this so called second coming of the messiah. drama/obama is nothing but an overated uppity chicago politician with a bad case of self importance. what’s worse is y’all bought it. lmao. so cookie, think you will get close enough to touch the hem of HIS garment?

  • 3. curious  |  January 17, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    oh, one more thing. are any of you really going piss good money away to get a glimpse of the chosen one?

  • 4. noni  |  January 17, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    I did

  • 5. Chris  |  January 17, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    *falls over laughing at curious* I think I love you…

    The only reason I liked Drama Bama is because he wasn’t McCain.

    I feel really bad for his children & his wife. You know they’re gonna be targets, too. And I feel bad that his kids are probably gonna lose their dad. That’s just sad.

  • 6. writechicpress  |  January 17, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Do you think the secret service profiles these scary clowns by their mullets and tooth to tattoo ratio, Cookie?

  • 7. writechicpress  |  January 17, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Curious, I saw your “messiah” in Selma in 2007. My family and I caught a free ride from the nice folks at the 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham. Obama wasn’t NEARLY as worshiped as Bill Clinton. He was capital M Messiah. Hundreds of people ran toward and crushed toward the former prez. The old ladies standing next to me fanned themselves when Clinton came into view and started talking about how handsome he is, and how tall, and how like Kennedy.

    I lifted my then 10 year old on my shoulders and he started yelling Obama, Obama, Obama. The black history teacher standing next to us burst into tears saying she never thought she’d see the day when a little white boy would be cheering on an African-American for President.

    You, Curious, deep down being filled with love and good will, SURELY appreciate the import of the messiah’s coming. 😉 I mean we’re not South Africa which abolished apartheid then immediately elected an activist, former convict as President, but we’ve come a long way, O’baby.

  • 8. curious  |  January 17, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    i’m so sorry you had to be in selma. that town has been a rat hole since craig afb closed. but i think clinton and obama are more celebrity than substance. it’s like the press can’t wait to tag the next democrat with the title ‘jfk’. jfk was nothing more than a pawn for his mafia connected daddy joe. you press type need to get over camelot. obama couldn’t run on his experience because he didn’t have any, so he ran on mccain’s weakness.

    i also agree there was no good choice for president this year. david duke just can’t get the word out like he used to. ok, ok. sorry for the dd jab. i am still a pat buchanan republican.

  • 9. lifeisacookie  |  January 17, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Oh lawd! I go on a mid-afternoon drinki, err, shopping trip and things get all david dukey while I’m away!!

  • 10. Bail For Stevie  |  January 17, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    It’s time to help bail out this American hero!

  • 11. lifeisacookie  |  January 17, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    Hey BFS — what kind of crack, hooch or weed are you on? ‘cuz that’s gotta be some hella powerful shiat to make you think that dbag deserves a ‘hero’ tag …


  • 12. curious  |  January 18, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    i doubt this guy is as dangerous as william ayres, odrama’s hero. i’m suprised uni-fag morris dees didn’t catch this guy. i guess ol’ morris was too busy updating his list of ‘terrorist’ boy scouts, hanging out in bath houses or sleeping with ex gov don.

    i am about to puke watching ‘meet the opresed’ and hearing tavis smiley, tom brokaw, david brooks, doris goodwin comparing odrama to lincoln. not that lincoln was anything special…

    hmm. maybe they will be similar. maybe obama will frequent the theatre. yeah, that’s the ticket!

    i think it’s time to have a march from culman to montgomery. don’t let the sun set…

  • 13. lifeisacookie  |  January 18, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    I know what you’re trying to do and it won’t work!
    I am immersed in the healing waters of audaciosity and hoperifiality and there is nothing you can do to put the kibosh on my O’buzz!!!!!


  • 14. curious  |  January 18, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    like a lost child in the dark of night

    so tell me what you think he is going to do that is so wonderful?

  • 15. writechicpress  |  January 18, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    I know! I know!


    Uphold the Constitution! And, and….not make a great ass of America!!!

    (oh, and curious, your repubes are hanging out. Gross. Trim that shit.)

  • 16. Chris  |  January 18, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    hoperifiality & repubes… OMG you guys are killing me!!

    I’m with you writechicpress. That’s all I want from the guy!! Just don’t make fools of us all.

    I don’t know why so many people are freaking out that he’s black. I’ve heard people say stupid stuff like “He’s gonna turn it all ghetto” and “He will over power white Americans and turn us into slaves.” Are these people unaware that America don’t take bullshit like that? We don’t have to stick with Obama if he goes all psycho!! He CAN be removed from office.

  • 17. lifeisacookie  |  January 18, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    I’M NOT I’M NOT I’M NOT!!!!!

    Buuut — I think whatever he does will be an improvement … over what?
    Well, let’s just say the last dude didn’t set the bar real high …

  • 18. Chris  |  January 18, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    Yeah – All he has to do is pronounce nuclear correctly and never ask the question “Is our children learning?”.

  • 19. curious  |  January 18, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    black ain’t the issue. it’s policy. but i do like watermellon

  • 20. Chris  |  January 18, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    Mmmm Watermelon Kool-Aid

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