Umm … if you don’t hear from me for a while …

January 13, 2009 at 11:24 am 13 comments


Are you kidding me?

Are you fucking kidding me?!?

Sign my ass nine thousand kinds of UP!

The government of Queensland, Australia is offering what it calls “the best job in the world” — earning a top salary for lazing around a beautiful tropical island for six months.
::: I could do that! ::: 

captphoto_1231816541838-1-0The job pays 105,000 US dollars and includes free airfares from the winner’s home country to Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef.
::: I could take that! :::  

In return, the “island caretaker” will be expected to stroll the white sands, snorkel the reef, take care of “a few minor tasks” — and report to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates. The person will stay rent-free in a three-bedroom beach home complete with plunge pool and golf buggy, must be a good swimmer, excellent communicator and be able to speak and write English.
::: I am sooo qualified!! ::: 

Queensland Tourism Minister Desley Boyle said some people might question whether it was risky to let an unknown person become an unofficial tourism spokesperson for the state.

“I think the biggest risk will be that the successful candidate won’t want to go home at the end of the six months,” she said. “This is a legitimate job which is open to anyone and everyone.”

BBRB … gotta update the rez!

SOURCE
Photo: AFP

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13 Comments

  • 1. huuhoaht  |  January 13, 2009 at 11:33 am

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  • 2. Davis  |  January 13, 2009 at 11:50 am

    I bet there’s a catch — have you heard about the kinds of sharks they have there? 100 feet long, I tell ya! Great picture, though — thanks for dreaming

  • 3. Otto Mann  |  January 13, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    I’d like to sign up too. Hells yeah!

  • 4. Christina  |  January 13, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Wow! That’s awesome! At first, with the title, I thought you were showing us a picture of a weather map and a hurricane. LOL

    But, that’s awesome!! At least if they hired YOU, everyone would know they were getting an honest report and not some cock-a-meme… uhm……. I can’t think of the right word. Cock-a-meme threw me off.

  • 5. springdaddy  |  January 13, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    The morning radio show was talking about this story (Walton and Johnson). I immediately thought of you taking this j-o-b Cookie…….LMAO.

    I am all over this like white on rice. Get in line behind me your highness.

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  • 7. writechicpress  |  January 13, 2009 at 4:06 pm

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    oh…got stuck on cock-a-meme, too.

    There are scary, killer jellyfish in them parts, you know, Cookie.

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  • 9. lifeisacookie  |  January 13, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    you got stuck on cock .. a … what?
    hehe!!! You set that one up too well!!!

    The jellyfish and sharks don’t bother me as much as the only bar around there is a sandbar … could pose a problem … 😉

  • 10. Christina  |  January 13, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    LOL @ writechicpress. I gotta stop commenting when I haven’t had sleep. There are at least 10 dirty jokes that could come out of our comments. Word of the day — Cockameme

  • 11. this buddy of mine  |  January 13, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    I’d video blog that island naked…

    your welcome!

  • 12. bunnysbuzz  |  January 14, 2009 at 3:04 am

    I would be there! In a heartbeat!
    It would be so cool!

  • 13. lifeisacookie  |  January 14, 2009 at 11:08 am

    The application is on the SOURCE link at the bottom — but be warned, if it comes down to arm wrestling for it I think I could take ya!


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