All the snooze …

January 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm 7 comments


Old and Busted: Journalists with actual degrees, experience and other nifty qualificationy journalismy type thingamabobs bringing you the worldwide 4-1-1.

New Hotness: Gettin’ the down-low from weblebrities, celebriwhores and other 15-minuters with absolutely no journalistic judgement, savvy, skill … or smarts!!

CHECKIT!!!

Joe the Plumber to become war correspondent
::: you just KNOW this is gonna be some funny ass shit!!! :::

joeplumberSamuel J. Wurzelbacher is heading to Israel as a war correspondent for douchesite pjtv.com.

Asscrack says he’ll spend 10 days covering the fighting because he wants to let Israel’s “‘Average Joes’ share their story.”
::: I’m sure he mean “Average
Jocheved’s” … :::

Because really – what good are devastatingly horrific international events if you can’t market that shit?!?

Keep it between the sniper fire, Joe!!

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7 Comments

  • 1. MommyCity  |  January 7, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    Nothin’ worse than hot shrapnel down the back o’ yer drawers…

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  January 7, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    kind of gives new meaning to ‘Fire in the hole’ …

  • 3. writechicpress  |  January 7, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    look at all the wise cracks

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  January 8, 2009 at 12:43 am

    hehe … she said ‘crack’

  • 5. Text Imps  |  January 8, 2009 at 5:16 am

    *giggles* crack……..

  • 6. writechicpress  |  January 11, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    Oh, girl…behold the glory of Joe the Reporter:

    http://writechic.wordpress.com/2009/01/11/joe-the-plumber-calls-for-an-end-to-war-reporting-while-war-reporting/

  • 7. lifeisacookie  |  January 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Oh
    My
    GOD!!!



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