A Very Casey Christmas

December 24, 2008 at 4:08 pm 2 comments


caseychowFor Casey Anthony, this year’s Christmas will be much like today … and yesterday … and the day before … and the day before that … except with better food!
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::: so that’s one  in the PLUS column … :::

But being held in protective custody means she’ll have to eat her holiday meal all by her lonesome.
::: … so that  goes in the MINUS column then … :::

Buuutt — protective custody also keeps her safe from the Christmas shanking Big Liz over in cellblock B was planning to give her this year.
::: mmmkay – ‘nuther for the PLUS column … :::

Ehh, but “due to her status she will not be eligible to attend any of the Christmas programs being offered by the jail’s three ministries,” a jail spokesman, said via email.
::: ruh roh – that one’ll get ya one more  in the MINUS column … :::

Oh but don’t feel bad — she may be a Naughty List All-Pro Hall of Famer, but she’s not going totally without on this holiday which falls a mere 6 days after the remains of a child found less than a quarter mile from her home were positively identified as her ‘missing’ two-year-old daughter, Caylee.

Nosiree!

Records show she spent $68.24 from her jail account to place a little Christmas order for herself that included food, snacks, drinks and a sketch pad. Her inmate account now has a balance of $332.62.
::: So that’s a Casey Christmas Plus Column WIN with a final score of
 TO  … :::

Ho Ho … uh uh … hell no …

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2 Comments

  • 1. Rudolph  |  December 24, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    It looks like she won’t be allowed to go to any reindeer games. HAHA

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  December 25, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    doesn’t appear so!


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