Would you hit it?

December 20, 2008 at 3:23 pm 8 comments


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‘Cuz someone did … someone paid for these bitches … more than once …

But, you know, I get it.

I do!
As I sit here feasting my eyes upon these two glorious rays of perky, sunshiny femininity I’m overcome with verklemptitudination because Itchy and Scratchy personify the drive, the guts, the sticktoitiveness of American entrepreneurship that keeps this great country of ours moving toward a bright new day of perfection and bliss and unadulterated glee that will enab … uhh … umm … what was I sayi …

Oy gevalt, I’m paying homage to hookers?!?!? 
… fuckin’ meds …

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8 Comments

  • 1. MommyCity  |  December 20, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Wow – How dark was THAT alley!?!?

  • 2. click here  |  December 20, 2008 at 4:03 pm

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  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  December 20, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    purdy, ain’t they?

  • 4. this buddy of mine  |  December 20, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    “It’d be an extra $5 if yous wants mes to keeps me teeth in”

  • 5. curious  |  December 20, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    drug addiction is not a pretty thing.

  • 6. MommyCity  |  December 20, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    LOL buddy – I thought it was $5 to take them out…

  • 7. this buddy of mine  |  December 20, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    MC…never pay extra for “gumming” is my policy

  • 8. MommyCity  |  December 21, 2008 at 12:23 am

    LMAO!!!!!!!! Yeah – I guess you’re right.


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