December 19, 2008 at 3:39 pm 11 comments


OK OK OK – Can anyone tell me what these two hoochie twats have in common?

Is it:
1.) A deep love of peroxide?
2.) The Jaclyn Smith collection at K-Mart?
3.) The two-for-one burger bonanza at Checkers?
4.) A penchant for prepubescent peen?

From the looks of these, uhh, “ladies” you might logically conclude 1, 2 OR 3 … but it’s actually Number Four that binds these bitches together as sisters in sin.
::: Calling SHAME – party of two? SHAME – party of two … :::

yuckHo’bag on the left is 45-year-old Elizabeth Gaddy, who likes Maybelline products, long walks on the beach and gettin’ touchy with 13-year-old schoolboys at her house or on a dirt road or, you know, wherever … 

And the raggedy piece of dried-up skank on the right is 44-year-old Joan Tuckruskye, who likes to get nekkid in the back of her Nissan Pathfinder and offer [you guessed it] 13-year-olds a slice of her fuit-pie nasties.

You know, not for nothin’ here, but there really outta be a national outreach program dedicated to training our youth in Black Ops evasion techniques and supersweet Ninja moves so they can bust a bitch UP and swing on outta there whenever one of these post-menopausal mastodons makes a move on their jubbly bits.

No joke!
Teach the children … and teach them well – because you can NEVER underestimate the destructive power of Avon perfume, Strawberry Hill and needy middle-aged vag strapped with little-boy LoJack … that shit will mess you UP!

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  • 1. this buddy of mine  |  December 19, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    wow, there are female child molesters out there? Who would have known…

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  December 19, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    They fool you with their baked goods …

  • 3. this buddy of mine  |  December 19, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Its funny how most people are less appalled at women molesting teen boys…

    the court verdicts in most cases prove this

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  December 19, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    My skeeve radar goes off regardless of the gender of the child toucher 😦

  • 5. writechicpress  |  December 19, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Sting needs to inject a new wrinkle into his perv teacher song.

    ♪Hag teacher the subject of young teen fantasy♪
    ♪Her vag is so hulking; it fits a hummer chassis.♪

    ♪Please don’t stand so close to me♪

  • 6. writechicpress  |  December 19, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Should I just put myself in a corner?

  • 7. lifeisacookie  |  December 19, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    I’ll have to join you there then because I just convulse-laughed so hard I knocked my OWN chair over …

  • 8. curious  |  December 19, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    i always loved it when the teachers made you keep doing it till you got it right? 🙂

  • 9. MommyCity  |  December 19, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    I was thinking the same thing buddy of mine. Since it’s boys, some people are like “yeah boy!! You get her!!!” but if it were girls we were talkin about it’d be “Slutty at such a young age… how sad”

  • 10. writechicpress  |  December 19, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    I hope the Frankensnatches do time in prison and carry around the big ol’ SEX OFFENDER label. I’d be enraged crazy if these were my boys.

  • 11. Here we go again … « Life Is A Cookie  |  December 30, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    […] seems like just yesterday that the hoochie twins were making news for their partiality to little-boy peen … and now we get to add 38-year-old […]

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