Leave Miss Football Alone!!

December 16, 2008 at 11:33 am 9 comments


photo02The New York Giants are totally hatin’ on Miss Football, y’all!

All Sondra Fortunato did was stuff her ginormous chi chi balls into a small-ish Santa Claus robe-type thing, cram her cootch into a bathing-suit bottom and push her piggies into some sweet-ass hooker heels before making her way to Giant Stadium this weekend — 20 kinds of prepared to cheer on her team.
::: Be a hussy! Be-E a hussy! :::

Instead she got herself 20 kinds of kicked OUT!
::: HARSH! :::

She swears she doesn’t belong on the naughty list — she’s just “well-endowed.”
“You couldn’t even see my underwear.”
::: I hear that happens when you don’t wear any … :::

She figures other women “got jealous and complained.”
::: b-cup bitches be hatin’! ::: 

Ahh, but it was security for the Big Blue Wrecking Crew who weren’t havin’ it.
They escorted her out, telling her to cover that shit UP … for the chirrenz.

Personally, I think the janky ho deserves a medal or a plaque or at least a little stick-on decal for being able to reign in that kind of chesticular fury!
Fun is fun ’till one of those bad boys breaks free and takes out a toddler!

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9 Comments

  • 1. writechicpress  |  December 16, 2008 at 11:53 am

    That bitch is tacky. Is this what playboy bunnies do when they’re too old for a mag spread?

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  December 16, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    I dont’ think I want to have Miss Football and the word ‘spread’ so close together …. ewww factor rising!

  • 3. curious  |  December 16, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    now now girls. let’s not be hatin on this slightly misguided santa’s helper. she could shimmy down my chimney any day 🙂

    did she leave a phone number?

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  December 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    how wide’s your smokestack there, Big C? I’m not sure the average chimney can handle that Double-F action!

  • 5. writechicpress  |  December 16, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    dude, your shit would fall off

  • 6. curious  |  December 16, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    ok, i will leave the door unlocked afteri get back from the drug store

  • 7. lifeisacookie  |  December 16, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    You are baaad!

  • 8. MommyCity  |  December 16, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Just wondering what the sash under her arm says. Big what? Hoohas??

  • 9. Type Writer  |  December 16, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    Cookie, all I want for Christmas is a 8 x 10 glossy print of this picture 🙂

    TW


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