A Lite Reid

December 13, 2008 at 1:21 am 8 comments


0The delicious nugget of sophisticated elegance that is human mattress Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center for a little Rehab 101.
::: probably more like a 500-level class in this case … ::: 

I’m shocked really.
No way I saw THAT one coming a mile away wearing fuck-me pumps and screaming ‘Ahh wohnna nuthur shohttt!!’ through a megaphone on Sunday morning.
Nope.
Total surprise.

Godspeed, delicate flower.
Godspeed.

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8 Comments

  • 1. this buddy of mine  |  December 13, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    She is one to bring home to momma

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  December 13, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Yeah — she is womanhood in all its femininity personified!

  • 3. curious  |  December 14, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    yummy! i like me some drunk, nine toed hookers. i hear she will preform sexual acts on you for 1000k and let others watch for 100 a head. oops, did i say head? well anyway, she is the girl of my dreams. let me find a cash machine.

    they’re going to kill that poor woman!

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  December 15, 2008 at 11:06 am

    A Big Lebowski reference!!!!!
    Woo hoo — I love that movie!

  • 5. Ponchita  |  March 9, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    You should have a dedicated weekly to hot messes like Tara Reid, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.

  • 6. Type Hype « Life Is A Cookie  |  January 19, 2010 at 11:09 am

    […] you didn’t catch the ‘casm in my description of Tara Reid as a delicious nugget of sophisticated elegance then you need to put down the crackpipe and open a […]

  • 7. Jenna Jameson is NOT amused! « Life Is A Cookie  |  March 23, 2010 at 10:10 am

    […] I don’t know about you, but even though this mess was about as predictable as a Tara Reid relapse, I just don’t see myself sitting through Womb Raider or Octopussy-4-Realz … nuh […]

  • 8. We interrupt this blog … « Life Is A Cookie  |  June 22, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    […] means Tara Reid can continue … oh who are we kidding – BOTTOM’S UP BITCH! […]


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