MOTY Nominee

December 8, 2008 at 3:36 pm 17 comments

Pam Anderson brings the trash to art showBehold the exquisiteness, the radiance, the utter refinement and total class that is modern day Venus, Pamela Anderson.

I seriously think I may need a Tetanus shot after being in the same general geographic region as the human stain, who inexplicably lost her pants on the way to Art Basel Miami Beach this weekend.
::: wetnap anyone? :::

Now, Art Basel Miami Beach is widely regarded as the most important art show  in the United States, which means it is, quite simply, the goddamned cultural and social highlight for the Americas … so you know crusty, dried up, D-Listers aren’t high on the list of invitees.

Nah, Miami's erotic art museumI bet that bitch spent the afternoon throwing hepatitis caution to the wind and getting drunk at the only museum in town that would allow her skank ass in —————->
and was all ‘Arrt iz k’hewl! Whutthhufuchkkk! Lezzz g’ho-en krasshhh urt baz’l!”

Her kids must be so proud.

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Yes, Virginia … There’s a special place in hell …


  • 1. this buddy of mine  |  December 8, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    interesting note…your posts are not readable on mobiles….

    but is this a post about Pam? what set of boobs did she show up in?

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  December 8, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    You can’t get me on the go?

    She showed up in the small(er) set — she looked reeyul bayud!

  • 3. writechicpress  |  December 8, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    Those are fine hooker duds. I really like the way the orange in the shoes, panties, t-shirt bring out the jaundice of her hepatic pallor.

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  December 8, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    The shorts were amazing really — yellow and black and all up IN that back … oh yes, class act all the way!

  • 5. curious  |  December 8, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    i’d do her 🙂

  • 6. lifeisacookie  |  December 9, 2008 at 1:04 am

    I bet you would, you hot piece o’ manmeat!

  • 7. curious  |  December 9, 2008 at 1:51 am

    any guy would unless they were a rump ranger

  • 8. this buddy of mine  |  December 9, 2008 at 2:17 am

    I wouldn’t do her with kid rocks’ dick

  • 9. curious  |  December 9, 2008 at 2:30 am

    hmmm, i see…

  • 10. this buddy of mine  |  December 9, 2008 at 2:40 am

    I just refuse to go anywhere where Motley Crue trashed the room

  • 11. curious  |  December 9, 2008 at 2:47 am

    you aren’t a village people fan are you? no no no. just kidding. i see your point but i would still do her and you would too after a couple six packs. you would be an instant internet super hero!

  • 12. this buddy of mine  |  December 9, 2008 at 3:04 am

    i’d also have ghonorhea

  • 13. curious  |  December 9, 2008 at 3:18 am

    ever had it before? it’s not that bad. my best friend’s girl friend gave it to me back in ’86 and im still alive 🙂 luckily i got to the dr quick. i always said if you ain’t had the clap you just ain’t caught it yet. i got around way too much when i was a young man.

  • 15. lifeisacookie  |  December 9, 2008 at 10:59 am

    WOW — I see you two were busy overnight!
    VD, Sex and Pamela Anderson — an unholy (yet so obvious) triumvirate if ever there was one …

  • 16. lifeisacookie  |  April 20, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    I have to admit it — I love that museum!

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