Eliot Spitzer: Working Stiff

December 4, 2008 at 2:51 pm 7 comments

Today is the dawn of an awesome new day for former New York Governor,  Hall of Fame Whoremonger and all around manslut Eliot Spitzer.

The Luv Gov is straight up gettin’ paid, y’all!

No, he didn’t write a tell-all; he isn’t wranglin’ ho’s down at the Bunny Ranch and he’s not designing a line of creatively comfortable bondage briefs … yet.

Starting today, Spitz will be hard at work pimping his thoughts on government, regulation and finance for a bi-weekly column on Slate.com.
::: I wonder who gets to massage that copy!?! :::

“It’ll be heavily about the financial crisis and fixing financial markets and the economy generally,” confirmed Jacob Weisberg, editor-in-chief of the Slate Group.
::: Hey – maybe it’ll be good. I mean, if there’s one thing Spitz knows it’s how to appropriate funds! :::

The idea for the column – called ‘The Best Policy’ – came after Slate honchos spied a tasty Op-Ed piece Mistah Luvah wrote last month for The Washington Post that stimulated a deep desire for the hot slut in a big ol’ way.

“We called him about writing for us,” said Weisberg, who admitted the pub and the gub had themselves a quickie right then and there.

“It was not an epic negotiation. He was very receptive to the idea.”

And, you know, I just don’t doubt it at all.
I’ve heard he likes to receive …

Keep it between the margins, El!

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I can’t wait for the CSI episode Claus for concern?


  • 1. this buddy of mine  |  December 4, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    damn…you bang a couple of hookers and people never let up.

    At least he didn’t pull an Eddie Murphy….

  • 2. writechicpress  |  December 4, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Cookie! I’m so proud that you didn’t go so far as to call Spitzer: Working Stiffy. Must of took some serious discipline 😉

  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  December 4, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    it’s more like a verb than an adjective there WCP 😉
    Discipline be damned – muahahahaha!!!

    and buddy — dude, c’mon — I gotta tend that fertile ground and you KNOW it!

  • 4. this buddy of mine  |  December 4, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    haha…plow away

  • 5. writechicpress  |  December 4, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    It’s like a trifecta of punnery!

  • 6. lifeisacookie  |  December 4, 2008 at 5:18 pm


  • 7. wilsonrofishing  |  December 5, 2008 at 2:30 am

    Spitzer’s column debut was great, but check out the comments, they are VICIOUS. We’ll see how long he keeps writing and how long Slate let’s the experiment continue. It could be a short-lived comeback for Spitzer. . .

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