It’s true: Nothing is sacred

December 1, 2008 at 5:47 pm 9 comments


I came across a nifty little product this morning and I’m all ‘hahaha – I KNEW it!’
Hold on to your control tops ladies — our technology is out!

Apparently some men have done a reality check and are coming to grips with the fact that you can’t really pledge everlasting love and devotion to pizza and beer while waging a simultaneous battle against the bulge.
::: the first step is always admitting you have a problem … :::

Yup – they have embraced their inner fatty tight enough to come up with their very own Spanx-type item.
::: FREALZ!!! :::

Equmen has introduced its ‘Core Precision Undershirt’ which they tout as “High-performance men’s underwear with engineered compression technology energizes the body with essential structure and support.”
::: That’s marketing tekkie talk for sexxay! :::

So, while I may not be a fan of Mantyhose, I will admit that any device that can take a piece of manmeat from this:

to this:

has got my blessing … in triplicate!

Now which one of you hot tater’s out there is gonna model this shit for me?!?

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9 Comments

  • 1. this buddy of mine  |  December 1, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Does that come in a full body suit?

  • 2. MommyCity  |  December 1, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    But OMG — can you imagine when you take Mr. Sexxay home and he starts undressing? It’d be like Eddie Murphy when he turns back into Professor Big Booty. They’ll be changing AA’s “the first step is admitting you have a problem” to “the first step is waking up with an elephant in your bed.”

  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  December 1, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    And don’t you love the tables being turned on that one?!? Seriously — it might be the beginning of men dressing in the closet so they don’t have to grunt and stuff their way into their ‘skinny’ pants with onlookers present … now THAT would be a Kodak moment!

  • 4. this buddy of mine  |  December 1, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    Consider it divine justice ladies…the packaging doesn’t always reflect the contents…

  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  December 1, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    too true!

  • […] It’s true: Nothing is sacred Equmen has introduced its ‘Core Precision Undershirt’ which they tout as ”High-performance men’s underwear with engineered compression technology energizes the body with essential structure and support.” ::: That’s marketing tekkie talk for sexxay! ::: […]

  • 7. anna  |  December 2, 2008 at 10:24 am

    hi who is this email me on badda002@sgfl.org.uk

  • 8. curious  |  December 2, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    i still buy my clothes at the local hardware store. doubt they will ever sell a man-girdle there

  • 9. A brief word … « Life Is A Cookie  |  February 16, 2010 at 11:16 am

    […] 16, 2010 The Core Precision Undershirt was an interesting concept and all but I think this latest attempt at creative clothing borders on […]


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