I just don’t get it

November 28, 2008 at 2:39 pm 18 comments



Would you stand online at 4 a.m. for with hundreds of tired, cranky, jacked-up-on-too-much-caffeine freaky folks to get this stupid thing? –>

I wouldn’t, but according to the local rag, two breeders with seven dwarfs kids between them did just that.

These two bitches rolled up at 3 in the A and M, and were queued up with the other losers waiting to snag a bunch of Polly Pocket crap and Littlest Pet Shop shit their spawn will break and lose before Easter.

If, as the saying goes, time actually is money, then I fail to find the bargain here.

Surely there’s a better way to have a merry merry than to pull third-shift hours in pursuit of some silly plaything that’s soon to be passé.

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Be Thankful It’s the little things …

18 Comments

  • 1. noni  |  November 28, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    It’s not just the lines — it’s what happens when the doors open adn all those people rush to get inside.
    Did you know that a guy was trampled to death by a crowd trying to get into a walmart today? They said a pregnant woman also lost her baby because of the crush of people. I found the story here http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2008/11/28/2008-11-28_worker_dies_at_long_island_walmart_after.html

    something is really wrong with these poeple!!!!!

  • 2. MommyCity  |  November 28, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    I like to consider myself a thrifty shopper but these people are absolutely insane. No way would you catch me standing in line with these morons, not even at 3pm.

    ” I saved $10 on Barbie and saved $5 on Polly Pocket. Soon I’ll be paying the hospital $3000 for my stitches and broken arm. And…how long does ‘Battery With Deadly Weapon’ stay on your record?”

  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  November 28, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    Is it just women or do you ever see dudes waiting on line for anything other than the electronics store stuff??
    Seriously — the photos only ever show them outside Best Buy and such — never the Toys R Us line!

  • 4. MommyCity  |  November 30, 2008 at 3:50 am

    That’s because men are selfish pigs — DOH! Did I just say that outloud? — They’ll only stand in line for their own toys… not toys for their children.

  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  November 30, 2008 at 11:37 am

    You said it, MommyCity!!!

  • 6. MommyCity  |  November 30, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    I came up with another theory. Perhaps they’re just afraid? Afraid of having their butt kicked by a breeder on a mission.

    “Hey Billy Bob. What happened to yer eye man?”
    “Well…. I was up at Target… errr I mean… Rusty’s Bar & Grill….and I was reaching for the last Cabbage Patch… I mean Budweiser. Then, out of nowhere this broad…. I mean biker…. You know what Jimmy Jack Joe!?!? Mind yer own freakin business.”

  • 7. lifeisacookie  |  December 1, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Oh dare to dream, MommyCity! Dare to dream!!
    I’d buy a ticket to that action!

  • 8. curious  |  December 2, 2008 at 3:16 am

    maybe those hours could have been better spent working and earning a dollar instead of standing in line all night to save 10 cents. hmm. i bet they weren’t fighting over the paternity tests to see who actually was the daddys. lol.

    i know. work = no welfare check and work = 8 hrs not spent on your back fattening up that welfare check.

    sorry folks. forgot where i was posting… WELFARE CHECKS for everybody!!

    how was your thanksgiving cookie? it’s *#@ snowing again up here!

  • 9. lifeisacookie  |  December 2, 2008 at 10:54 am

    Curious – I was beginning to think you’d forgotten about l’il ol’ me! I heard from a relly that it was snowing in Cullman – ACK! That is definitely not happening here. It gets to 71 down here and folks break out the parkas (NOT kidding) …

    So who have you been harassing since it hasn’t been me?!?

  • 10. MommyCity  |  December 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    8 hours on your back? Hmmm… Was that conception or delivery??

  • 11. lifeisacookie  |  December 2, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    8 hours on your back is hard, yo! I remember the last time I did it — tiring! But I got new boobs, a butt and some nifty cutlets outta the deal.
    Just kidding!!! Not really … but maybe … wait – what were we talking about again?
    ACK!

  • 12. curious  |  December 2, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    i had to be nice this past week. mom was happy no fights or arguments broke out. went to the hank williams museum for the first time. visited a couple friends and played some music and spent the rest of the time in the shop building furniture for christmas gifts.

    and yes, we have about 4-5 inches snow on the ground right now. i felt the urge to buy milk and bread yesterday. lmao

  • 13. lifeisacookie  |  December 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    did you make snow candy?

  • 14. lifeisacookie  |  December 2, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    did you make snow candy?

  • 15. curious  |  December 2, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    no. wrote my name in the snow a few times though 🙂

  • 16. lifeisacookie  |  December 2, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    I have a picture in my mind …

  • 17. curious  |  December 2, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    hope you used a zoom lense…

  • 18. lifeisacookie  |  December 2, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    hmmmmm … are you saying I’d need one???


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