CZJ enters the Bronze Age

October 2, 2008 at 8:51 pm 1 comment


What in the pimply fake bake hell is going on with Catherine Zeta-Jones’ face?!?
Bitch’s skin is all kinds of busted!

CZJ and Michael “The Crypt Keeper” Douglas were at the Global Leadership Awards Gala in New York City Wednesday night and, evidently, she thought it was a costume party … a Halloween costume party because she came made up as ‘Clown Catherine of the Land of Giant Pore’.

The only saving grace is that the shine coming off her skin is so intense it could actually temporarily blind innocent onlookers.
::: look away :::

Well, we hope it did.
::: look awaaayyyy!!!!! :::

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I’d sue Hair apparent …

1 Comment

  • 1. noni  |  October 3, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Does this mean I can be a movie star too? I look just as good and I know how to use my bronzer!


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