McCain temporarily suspends caring about economy

September 26, 2008 at 7:09 pm 7 comments


BREAKING NEWS:

John McCain has temporarily decided that the economy doesn’t matter and has, thus, temporarily suspended the temporary suspension of his campaign to participate in tonight’s presidential debate.

But don’t you worry kiddies!
Big Mac promised to reinstate the ‘McCaring About The Economy ’08’ plan and reactivate the temporary suspension of his campaign at exactly one second post debate-gavel put down – at which time, sources confirm, he will fly back to D.C. on a wing and a prayer and get back to work … or dinner … or a nap.

Whatever – the point is that it’s ON!!

Whew – right?

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7 Comments

  • 1. noni  |  September 26, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    douchebag (I hear you like that word)

  • 2. steven  |  September 27, 2008 at 12:15 am

    you can’t save him from himself……:)

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  • 5. Johnny Peepers  |  October 2, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    McImpalethem cannot govern this country. Can’t wait for the VP debate tonite. I wonder if she learned about the Bush Doctrine yet, or knows of any Supreme Court decision that does not start with Roe.

  • 6. beeyatch  |  March 18, 2009 at 12:26 am

    haha – THAT all worked out, huh?

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