Every dog (owner) has her day

September 23, 2008 at 1:14 pm 20 comments


When an evil, murderous bitch (left) gets 15 to life for allowing her mutant killer canines to do the unthinkable … somewhere in heaven a former lacrosse coach gets her wings.

A San Francisco judge this week sentenced Marjorie Knoller to some well-deserved hard time, seven goddamned long ass years after her two blood-thirsty Presa Canarios fatally mauled her neighbor, Dianne Whipple, in the hallway of their San Francisco apartment building.

And by mauled I mean the hounds from hell ambushed the woman and ripped her to pieces in an attack that lasted at least five minutes.

Now think on what that kind of torture might like — being chewed up and pulled apart in bloody, fleshy bits by angry animals mere centimeters from your own front door while their owner stands aside in her own apartment listening … but doing nothing.

With a weird Aryan connection and allegations of homophobia and zoophilia, this case was disgusting from every angle.

I hope they stick Marjorie Knoller in a bayou prison with no air conditioning in a cell with a view of the gnat and maggot-infested mess hall garbage cans and give her some big ol’ coked-up butchy bitch of a cellmate with unbridled rage, a passion for knifeplay and a scorching case of herpes.

SHANKTASTIC!!

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20 Comments

  • 1. Alana  |  January 19, 2009 at 9:36 am

    Wow so I know this case is long over and really old but um HELLO the dogs are only what their bitch master makes them. They are NOT hounds from hell and they are NOT bloodthirsty. They are a product of some evil dumbshit and you have no right slandering the name of an entire breed of animal you bigot moron. Go to hell.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  January 19, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Wow Alana — chill on the caffeine, babes

    I rightly called their ‘master’ what you and I both agree she is but I am no stranger to the Presa and I know EXACTLY what they are bred for.
    Further — these two dogs (which I singled out as HER mutant killer canines) ARE mutant killers with a solid body count of one.
    I’m so sorry you can’t read … but there are self-help programs out there for folks like you though.

  • 3. kamal  |  January 26, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    i like da dawg put dat bitch in jail not da dawg

  • 4. steadycat  |  May 19, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    I was hoping she would get more time. She certainly deserved it. According to the book about the crime – the creepy woman from Satan’s lair was actually standing in the hallway watching as her beasts tore the poor woman apart. Satan’s girl claimed she couldn’t do anything. Sure she could. She could watch. 😦

  • 5. Glenna Reeves-Jones  |  July 15, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Your rampant gibbering diatribe would be more compelling if you were articulate and literate. Your language level and writing skills are those of a 4th grader, rendering your attack as simple schoolyard whining.
    You need to come across as someone with some basic education in order for your ramblings to be taken seriously. For one thing, the word is “torture” not turture. (Stay in school, kids or you too will be viewed as some ridiculous ghetto thug who can only hurl 4 letter epitaphs and throw childlike tantrums)
    However, since base insults seem to be your only mode of discourse, I’ll sink to your level so you can understand me. You are a lowlife moron who isn’t qualified to write on this topic or any other until you get some education.

    • 6. Dizzy Buzz  |  March 21, 2012 at 5:15 pm

      The “diatribe” that has enflamed you is not exactly “rampant”.

      Your grammar would seem rather elementary when considering the following selection from your post. “You get some education”.

      • 7. Noni  |  March 22, 2012 at 4:39 pm

        Dizzy’s got you BACK, Cookie!

  • 8. lifeisacookie  |  July 15, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    Well, for the record, there’s no point in being a ghetto thug unless you can be a ridiculous one so, kudos to me on my success in life!

    Oh, and I’m not a lowlife moron.
    I’m a lowlife moron dog-attack survirvor queen biatch to the extreme!!!
    (get it right or get the fuck out, eh?)

    And Glenna? Hon? You may want to tone down the meds juuuuuuust a bit. ‘Kay, toots?
    That big ol’ bunchie bunch you’ve twisted your girlie parts into is showing. 😦

    Deep breaths …

  • 9. CogitoErgoCogitoSum  |  July 16, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    Interesting… and disgusting.

    Funny, but many women in our western culture claim not to be perverted or evil, threatening, or the like.

    Those traditional, idyllic, and divinely inspired feminine virtues instilled in every woman by the grace of God. You know the type. Those sexist hypocrites, the self-righteous feminists.

    More to the post though, I certainly dont think a seven year sentence is sufficient. If it were a man he’d be in jail for decades.. and you know it.

  • 10. Alana  |  July 17, 2009 at 8:16 am

    I think the sentence would have been the same either way, man or woman, because it involves animals. If it were a man it may have gotten more press, and would probably have been sensationalized a bit more, but I really doubt the sentence would have been any heftier. And on your “sexist hypocrite” note, a LOT of men claim the same damn things, it’s the human condition, don’t sit here and compain about women, that’s not the issue. Either way the sentence should have been way longer.

    Oh, and “Lifesacookie” I would probably be able to read this a bit better if you hadn’t written like a 6th grader. And you mentioned the breed’s name directly as if it were the breed and dog in general that was at fault. It doesn’t matter what they were bred for, if they came from sturdy stock and were raised correctly (and by someone SANE) they should never so much as growl at a human being. What happened is atrocious and it’s horrible that such things happen, I’m not denying that, but it comes from human beings, just like everything else that sucks about this world.

  • 11. lifeisacookie  |  July 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    I write like a 6th grader because I’m a 4h grader so yay for my maturity!!!

    Can’t wait for puberty!!!

  • 12. Noni  |  July 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Interesting bunch of comments.
    Seems the folks who like these dogs are about as viscious as the some of the dogs themselves … why am I not surprised?

    Is that true of all bad breed lovers?

    But they’re right about one thing Cookie — you are very juvenile. Glad to see the years haven’t changed you.

    • 13. moonchild1989  |  February 12, 2010 at 6:51 pm

      To be honest I got where this guy was going with this. Its called reading between the lines. And another thing, you can’t blame just the people for something like this. Sure people are at some responsibility for the actions of their dogs, but on the other hand the dogs themselves have to want to learn from their owners. You can’t ‘make’ a dog learn. Sometimes it makes no sense considering the circumstances, but dogs can ‘snap’ just like people can. Yes, its partly due to lack of proper training, but its can also be in part due to the breeds natural innate tendencies. You could have a dog for 5 or 6 years, and have absolutely no problems, then suddenly the unthinkable happens. You could spend years training your pet, then this happens. Im not saying or in any way justifying what happened in this case, but it HAS happened before. Its not purely the dogs fault, and its not purely the owners fault. Its a combination of possible bad breeding, inadequate training, and breed tendencies, weather they are innate or not does not matter. They could spring fourth at any moment should the correct moment or situation arise.
      As for his grammar, lay off. As a professional writer myself I can honestly say that when you are beyond pissed off about something, your not going to sit there and articulate every word or sentence you write. Your are just going to write. This guy claims to be an attack survivor so if you just open your eyes you can begin to understand why he is angry.
      And, after some well deserved research, I can confidently say that under these circumstances those dogs HAD to be put down. If it were as simple as a bite only, they could have been requested for rehabilitation. But since they maimed and killed an innocent woman, they had to be put down. It serves the community by doing so, those particular dogs being as dangerous as they were. The breed themselves are not to blame entirely. Although they do fall under the category of ‘At Risk Canines’ they can certainly be kept under control and trained properly from a pup with the right owner.
      Good example: I once knew some neighbors who owned a dog from that breed. He was the biggest baby you could ever meet! The most harm he seemed to do was slobber. The owners were also very nice people. That dog was lucky to have such responsible people as his master. Unfortunately, not so many dogs are that lucky.
      For one last pointer. Just because he used profanity does not mean he is juvenile. Last I knew REAL juveniles weren’t allowed to use those words. Last I recall, ADULTS used them when they were angry. I use them occasionally myself when I get passed my last nerve. If you didn’t feel like reading those words, then don’t read the story. And if you do read the story, don’t bother wasting your breath with stupidity such as grammar errors and cursing. Last I knew this wasn’t an English class, it was a place to write about whatever ones heart desires. So save all the drug store psychology for another time and place because nobody else gives a damn. They are here to read an article, not some bullshit about bad grammar. As they say in high school ‘chilax’. Let your insecurities go, and consequently your need to verbally bash others.
      ‘Ignorance can lead to narrow mindedness and many other bad things which can negatively effect both themselves and others.’ -Anonymous-

  • 14. lifeisacookie  |  February 13, 2010 at 4:07 am

    Moonchild? Hon? You make a couple of relevant points which are – unfortunately – lost in the rest of the utter bullshit you wrote.
    Harboring dogs that do harm is a no win. Never. Under no circumstances. Period. End of story. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    When you’ve finished your plastic surgery, concluded your lawsuit, completed your therapy and paid the whopping bills as a result of your mauling – THEN you get to spout your spew. Until then, RESPECT those of us who have.

  • 15. DogBreed  |  April 17, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    I am doing a research for a project about dogs, and I found your blog very interesting. Thanks for the info

  • 16. lifeisacookie  |  April 18, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    my pleasure

  • 17. Evil_bunni  |  November 10, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    So…this is an interesting post. There is more meat to the story, but I believe that Cookie did a good job summing up the key components. The true crime novelist Aphrodite Jones wrote a book titled Red Zone based off of this case. Knoller, and her husband Noel were attorneys who did formed an odd relationship with an Aryan Brotherhood member Paul “Cornfed” Schneider who had a scam of having friends, family and weak minded women raise and sell the Presa, the breed that Cornfed hand selected to be the perfect guard dog for Meth Labs. His web site, Dog o’ war, was his means of controlling the breeding business.
    Knoller and Noel were given Bane and Hera, the Presa, from Cornfed as a gift for the legal work they did on his behalf. On the surface, that seems normal, but it went much deeper than that. Knoller and Noel wanted to marry Cornfed, but because that was unobtainable, they ended up adopting him only a few days after the dogs attacked and ultimately caused the death of Whipple. As Cookie mentioned, upon investigation, it was discovered that Knoller, Noel and Cornfed were involved in Aryan activities, and accusations of bestiality, finding several letters written to Cornfed by Knoller that detailed accounts, several photos found in the Knoller/Noel apartment that redefined the accusations.
    Knoller and Noel had no right to have such massive, powerful and aggressive dogs in a tiny 800sq ft. apartment. Bane, weighing 125lbs unaltered, and Hera at 110lbs unaltered had attacked several times, prior to Knoller/Noel obtaining them. On the farm in which they were whelped, they would tag team the love stock, attacking anything in sight. Once cooped up in the little apartment, they would run loose in the halls, snapping at other residents, biting a few on separate occasions.
    It is not the breed that should be damned, it is the owners, the breeders and those who train the dogs. If you breed know biters, and encourage an aggressive attitude, it is only a matter of time before the dog loses control. In this case, I believe that it was the intention of Knoller/ Noel/ Schneider. They deserve life, take a life, give a life.

    • 18. Evil_bunni  |  November 10, 2010 at 4:14 pm

      Live Stock***

      Side note : Cornfed was serving a life sentence in Folsom Prison, where he operated his dog breeding business from his cell. It was also said that the couple blamed Whipple for her own demise because, as a lesbian, her biological makeup somehow spooked their dogs Bane and Hera.

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