Let’s face it …

September 16, 2008 at 4:13 pm 8 comments


Meg Ryan says her Hollywood career is nearly over and she’ll never be able to recapture her previous fame.
Why? Because she says there just aren’t enough good roles for women over 40.
::: Damn it all to hell and back! Who forgot to give the memo to Helen Mirren, Judy Dench, Diane Keaton, Meryl Streep, Annette Bening and Diane Lane?!? :::

“I think when Hollywood is done with me, I will probably be done with it. I’m not interested in playing those stock characters any more and I don’t feel sad that I don’t get those kind of offers.”

Someone’s in DEE-NIE-YULL!!!

It’s not her age that’s preventing her from landing roles …

… it’s her face.

It seems like only yesterday that everything was going along just swimmingly for America’s former sweetheart – then *BAM* – Meg boarded the big bus to crazy town!

Did it happen because folks found out she’d been bumpin’ fuglies with the Australian STD?
::: la chocha caliente :::
Did it happen because her then-husband of nine years decided it best to throw a cheatin’ chocha OUT?
Did it happen because no one liked ‘Hanging Up’?
::: they didn’t, get over it :::

Alas, we may never know what drove the Megster mad. But one thing’s for sure:
She must have some ginormously craterous self-esteem because – after being tossed out, she freaked out.

Meggers didn’t consult her oft-thumbed self-hater’s guidebook to wellness and she didn’t drag her ass in for analysis. Hell, she didn’t even develop a well-deserved chemical addiction!
She did it another  way.

Bitch ditched all that bankable girl-next-dooriness for an overblown trout pout, shaved schnoz, cutlet-y implants and some super-sateeny alien skin.
::: CAREER BE DAMNED!! muahahahahah!!!!! :::

Instead of trading on her natural good looks – she traded ’em IN.
Forever.

And it’s too bad, too – because, unless there’s a ‘When Harry Met Scary’ deal in the works, Meg’s makeover gave the once-upon-a-time cutie patootie the perfect face for just one thing:
Radio.

Meg? For future reference – when the mirror’s being mean to you – just remember …

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8 Comments

  • 1. Brenda  |  September 17, 2008 at 6:32 am

    Oh, please! She was cheated on by that husband of hers for god knows how many times! She threw him out, not the other way around.

    As for that comment that she supposedly made according to WENN: it’s a fake!! For future reference:

    WENN = X
    actual interviews = OK

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  September 17, 2008 at 10:54 am

    Do tell Brenda — how do you know it’s a fake? (and not fake like her lips or nose but as in she didn’t say it at all???)

    Tell it girlfriend!

  • 3. noni  |  January 12, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    What happened to Meg Ryan’s face? I would sue the doctor who did that to me.

  • 4. textimps  |  January 12, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    LMAO!! I clicked a link that went straight to noni’s comment. So I started scrolling up to see if there was a picture… and I was all “HEY!! That’s Michael Jackson, not Meg Ryan!!”

  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  January 12, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    I think Meg ‘The Joker’ Ryan should get her money back from that face — cuz it’ll never earn another good dime at the cinema!

  • 6. megryan  |  March 18, 2009 at 12:37 am

    I didn’t have my nose done

  • 7. monaclebob  |  April 27, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    Oh wow – that’s AWFUL!

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