Campbell Kid?

September 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm 1 comment


Child welfare advocates around the globe have been put on red alert:

Anger-management school dropout Naomi Campbell wants to reproduce.

“I understand when people say ‘Listen to your body, your body tells you’. So yes, I’d love to have a baby,” she told The Mirror UK recently.

So why hasn’t the international incident spewed forth her spawn?
::: luck? :::

“I didn’t want to have a child on my own.
::: Rage-omi is currently dating Russian businessman Vladimir Doronin … someone really outta warn him those sexy times are gonna have a heavy pricetag  … :::

“I know you can but I didn’t want to raise it the way I was raised.”
::: ‘it’ — how maternal :::

“… I would like to try it in the traditional way.”

And by ‘traditional’ she means barking orders via BlackBerry to a phalanx of diaper changers and an an army of assistants, nannies and baby product procurers.

Someone should warn her about the soft spot before it’s too late. Little heads don’t recover from crackberry smackdowns as quickly as grown folks.

Let’s keep poor little It, err, Chanel Vuitton Prada Dior Ungaro Givenchy Campbell lifted up in prayer … maybe Brad and Angie will have room for one more …

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Hurricane Fool, err, Fail … Let’s face it …

1 Comment

  • 1. Noni  |  September 15, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    She proves the saying – just because you can doesn’t mean you should



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