The whole world in his hands

September 12, 2008 at 12:53 pm 1 comment


According to a new BBC-sponsored GlobeScan poll, the world has tasted what Barack is serving — and the world likes it!

“Large numbers of people around the world clearly like what Barack Obama represents,” said GlobeScan chairman Doug Miller.

Well duuuhhh! Of course they do!!
Every time my boyfriend opens his mouth – cute little puppies, butterflies and rainbows fly out! Who doesn’t like puppies, butterflies and rainbows?!?

Republicans – that’s who!
They like war and guns and the death penalty and crazy, naughty bathroom time and … well, they’ll just piss all over your cute little puppies, bite the wings off your butterflies and relegate your rainbows to those crazy, naughty bathroom times they don’t talk about.
::: tappy tap tap … :::

“… only one in five think a McCain presidency would improve on the Bush administration’s relations with the world,” Miller said of his poll’s results.

And my bleeding, commie, pinko heart totally gets that.

But the teeny skeptic I keep locked inside my deeply troubled mind thinks the world may want to go back to school for a little remedial Ass-Kissing 101. You know, just in case Big Mac and the Alaskan Hotness come out on top in November.

Imagine a world where the out-of-place, insecure, picked-on kids everyone hates win the class election and suddenly have oodles of power and cool, destructive toys at their disposal.

Yeah, that’ll  end well …

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1 Comment

  • 1. butternutsqash  |  September 13, 2008 at 2:43 am

    What is it with these Republicans! No one wants you for their dodgeball team or facebook friends list – go away already!


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