Kid Rock serves up the stupid

September 4, 2008 at 6:33 pm 1 comment

Kid Rock, the Waffle House scattered ‘n smothered streetfighting sensation, recently got the fine folks at County Music Television 50 kinds of caught up on his personal political philosophy – and because I know you won’t be able to sleep until you know just where the ol’ poser wannabe greasy redneck hick stands on politics – here you go:

“I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics,” he said.
” … at the end of the day, I’m good at writing songs and singing. What I’m not educated in is the field of political science. And so for me to be sharing my views and influencing people of who I think they should be voting for … I think would be very irresponsible on my part.”

Well — like wow and stuff!
If I overlook the wildly fantastical but equally hilarious ‘good singer and songwriter’ delusion-filled comment (hahahahaha!!!), the Kidster is sorta kinda makin’ some sense there!

I was seriously finding myself kind of liking the Kid a teensy smidge after reading that – but then he had to keep talking.
::: just what you’d expect from someone who willingly did time as Pam Anderson’s human crotchstain :::

“I think celebrity endorsements hurt politicians. Because as soon as somebody comes out for a politician, especially in Hollywood, when they all go, “I’m voting for this guy!” — I go, “That’s not who I’m voting for!” …  As soon as Oprah Winfrey pops up and goes “Ha-la-la-la-la,” I’m like, “I love Barack Obama. I hate Oprah Winfrey.”

Dipshit apparently doesn’t know THE cardinal rule of celebrity: NEVER disparage Her Supreme Fabulosity!

Like, just don’t ever do it. Like – not EVER, okayyyyy????!!!????

Geezus man! Do you not know that the keys to the kingdom of any future success you might  have otherwise enjoyed are held tightly in the grip of Her Supreme Fabulosity?

She is the HBIC and she can fucking END your ass if she so much as brushes a lock of hair to the right side with the tip of her left index finger!
::: HSF industry code for career snuffout, just fyi … :::

— CNN and Time magazine BOTH acknowledge she is the single most powerful woman in the whole of the known universe.
— Vanity Fair cautions that Her Supreme Fabulosity “has more influence on the culture than any university president, politician, or religious leader, except perhaps the Pope.”
::: and they only said that bit about the Pope because rumor has it the so-called ‘wrath of God’ may actually be worse than hers – BUT DON’T YOU BELIEVE IT!!! :::
— Economic advisors and industry leaders actually work under the belief that Her Supreme Fabulosity can – and will – completely upEND financial markets with a single comment!

If she so much as sneezes  in the general direction of a picture of you – your album goes triple platinum!
::: yes, Her Supreme Fabulosity is soooo powerful that she can make even your irrelevant, out-of-date, sampled to hell crapass noise get play :::

RIP, Kid … RIP


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