Look at this mess!!!

August 15, 2008 at 1:50 pm 1 comment


What in the holy frijole, people?!?
I go away for five minutes and all hell breaks loose!

  • The National Enquirer put Bat Boy on the back burner and bitchslapped the MSM with their John Edwards baby daddy drama scoopapalooza.
  • Xenu called Issac Hayes back to the mothership and St. Peter dealt Bernie Mac a bad hand.
  • Russia got its bully on against Georgia — because bombing is WAY more fun than a Facebook superpoke.
  • The Beijing smog did the unthinkable … Chinese officials got all hell-naw about the fug but embraced new math for the ‘women’s’ gymnastics team … Spanish ballers and a Swedish spoil sport tied for the gold in International Dumbass …
  • Pakistan’s prez is totally  quitting… no he’s not … yes he is
  • WFAN answered the all-important Baha Men question.
    and
  • Brett Favre unPacked.
  •  

    I am SOOOOO getting a babysitter next time I leave the house because you kids can’t be trusted to act right when I’m gone!

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    • 1. Start spreadin’ the booze! « Life Is A Cookie  |  May 22, 2009 at 8:26 pm

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