Shia LeBeouf wouldn’t make it in Iran
So it was all party party party this weekend … ‘cept for Iran where a bunch of henchmen got together to hang about 30 people convicted of crimes including:
My first thought when reading that list was ‘Damn, I’m glad I don’t live in Iran!’.
My next thought was ‘Damn, I kinda wish Madonna lived in Iran.’
Then I thought ‘I bet Shia LaBeouf is glad he doesn’t live in Iran!’
Hollywood’s favorite Shia-pet was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving Sunday about 3 a.m. when he rolled his truck after smacking it into another car. LeBooBoo bunged up his head, hand and knee.
“It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest,” one officer said.
This would seem like some sort of watered-down kiddie version of ‘strike 3′ – except there were other people involved … and injured.
Just by way of recap:
LeBonehead was ticketed early last year for ‘unlawful smoking’ (1) and then busted again in November (2) for being a colossal dumbass drunk in a Chicago Walgreens – which he blamed on being a slave to the bakky. And now this one (3).
Hey Shithead — rehab is the new black.
Think about it — before #4 leaves someone dead.
‘kay Boo Boo???
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