Bottom of the barrel: A first glimpse

July 28, 2008 at 3:57 pm


Jessica Simpson is on FIRE, y’all!

According to a remarkably embellished PR Newswire release – the ‘international music, fashion, TV and movie star’ is sooo hot that the Fallsview Casino Resort (located at Niagara Falls, New York the epicenter of the international music, fashion, TV and movie star UNIVERSE) has had to add a second show just to accommodate her many tens of fans!!!!
::: You gotta give the people what they want!! :::

  “Ms. Simpson’s show sold out as quickly as any we’ve ever had here at
Fallsview Casino over the last four years,” said Greg Medulun, Director of
Communications.

And you know I just do not doubt that for One. Split. Second!!!!

Casino crawlers are used to the very best their entertainment dollars will buy – Wayne Newton notwithstanding!
Those blue hairs’ll be all hopped up on Schnapps and Vicks VapoRub after gettin’ their guffaws watching the antiquated Smothers Brothers ‘mom always liked you best-athon’ and movin’ and groovin’ to the sound of the World Rock Symphony Orchestra …  and that is all before  Chestica ever takes the stage!!!
::: Better check the batteries in those defibrillators, guys! :::

Dang girl – that is one red-hot concert series there!!

Do let me know when the tour comes to Woodland’s Middle School, mm’kay?

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