Back Off, Bertha!
July 6, 2008 at 1:58 pm 4 comments
We had a nice, quiet June, didn’t we?
Had some barbecue (mmmmm – barbecue …), went to the beach (fyi — nude beach in Ft. Lauderdale is hilarity in a man hammock!), got our drink on (don’t ask – I can’t count that high) — and now it’s the end of the first week of July and we have …
… Bertha.
Look bitch — stay away. Kay?
My summer is going along just fine and I have neither the time nor the patience to figure out this early which bank I can knock over to pay for the gas my generators will suck down in the dark days after a storm.
I just don’t need the stress – so keep it offshore like a good little tropical storm and everybody’s happy.
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Type Writer | July 8, 2008 at 9:59 pm
(fyi — nude beach in Ft. Lauderdale is hilarity in a man hammock!),
Okay, you can’t just put that out there as an aside and not give us any further explanation; after all, you and Mr. Cookie would have had to have driven past miles of coastlines to get to said nude beach, so I know you weren’t there accidentally 🙂
TW
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lifeisacookie | July 9, 2008 at 12:36 am
Mr. Cookie was, unfortunately, absent and it was COMPLETELY accidental that I was even there at all. NOT PLANNED — not matter what anyone says …
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Type Writer | July 9, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Mr. Cookie was, unfortunately, absent and it was COMPLETELY accidental that I was even there at all. NOT PLANNED — not matter what anyone says
So you accidentally found yourself on a nude beach miles from where you live; you ought to be more careful in the future 🙂
TW
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lifeisacookie | July 10, 2008 at 1:10 pm
it was a shock – to be sure