Back Off, Bertha!

July 6, 2008 at 1:58 pm 4 comments


We had a nice, quiet June, didn’t we?

Tropical Storm Bertha trackHad some barbecue (mmmmm – barbecue …), went to the beach (fyi — nude beach in Ft. Lauderdale is hilarity in a man hammock!), got our drink on (don’t ask – I can’t count that high) — and now it’s the end of the first week of July and we have …

Bertha.

Look bitch — stay away. Kay?
My summer is going along just fine and I have neither the time nor the patience to figure out this early which bank I can knock over to pay for the gas my generators will suck down in the dark days after a storm.

I just don’t need the stress – so keep it offshore like a good little tropical storm and everybody’s happy.

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4 Comments

  • 1. Type Writer  |  July 8, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    (fyi — nude beach in Ft. Lauderdale is hilarity in a man hammock!),

    Okay, you can’t just put that out there as an aside and not give us any further explanation; after all, you and Mr. Cookie would have had to have driven past miles of coastlines to get to said nude beach, so I know you weren’t there accidentally 🙂

    TW

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  July 9, 2008 at 12:36 am

    Mr. Cookie was, unfortunately, absent and it was COMPLETELY accidental that I was even there at all. NOT PLANNED — not matter what anyone says …

  • 3. Type Writer  |  July 9, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Mr. Cookie was, unfortunately, absent and it was COMPLETELY accidental that I was even there at all. NOT PLANNED — not matter what anyone says

    So you accidentally found yourself on a nude beach miles from where you live; you ought to be more careful in the future 🙂

    TW

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  July 10, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    it was a shock – to be sure


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