Automakers predict drop in sales

July 1, 2008 at 2:51 pm 4 comments


Omigod omigod omigod!!!!! The bigwigs at Chrysler are totally gettin’ their psychic freak on!!!
They are up there in their officey-type enclosures divining information the rest of us can only take wild guesses at!
NIFTY!!!

“We’re going to report much lower sales versus last year” for the month of June, Chrysler’s Jim Press told reporters.

Oh.
My.
GOD!!!!!

How did he know?!?
June just ended yesterdaySPOOKY!!

No Money“Industry analysts expected Chrysler and nearly all other major automakers [except Honda] to see big sales drops for June.”

DO YOU SEE?!?!? DO YOU SEEEEEEEE?!?!?
What is going on here?

Are they all reading tea leaves?
Has someone visited the Oracle of Apollo at Delphi?!?
Did Nostradamus predict such a happening??!!??
Is this prophesy the product of a cold reading? A hot reading? Or, perhaps, an illooooosion?!?!?
And can you sense the overt sarcasm by my abundant over-use of question marks AND exclamation points – TOGETHER?!?!?!?!?!!!!!
What could it beeeeeeeeee?????!!!!!!?????!!!!!

Oh wait … that’s right.

Gas costs a gozillion dollars a *&%%$#@! gallon, layoffs are as common as summer teevee reruns, food prices are through the roof (which would be the roof you can no longer afford) … so, like, riiiight man, I get it now.
Broke ass broke folk (i.e. YOU) aren’t buying cars.

Umm, like duh and stuff?

Way to pump a no-shit story, wire services!

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4 Comments

  • 1. johnnypeepers  |  July 1, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Doh! Maybe those cradle to grave union contracts, the SUV forecast demand models, and ignoring the oil cartel behavior was a bad idea after all.

    Better luck next time numbnutz!

  • 2. goodtimepolitics  |  July 1, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    You can blame the democrats for that! The country was doing fine until about 3 and a half years ago! Remember what happen then? Congress started being control by democrats!

  • 3. Type Writer  |  July 1, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    Umm, the Democrats didn’t have a majoritiy in Congress till after the 2006 election, which was 1 1/2 years ago. Plus the war in Iraq has been going on since 2003. And W. turned the budget surplus into a deficit back in 2002. GTP, quit being part of the 28% that still thinks W. doing a heckuva job…

    TW

  • 4. flyingcrispi  |  July 1, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    goodtimepolitics> 4 years ago, sweetie, George W Bush was reelected. Don’t go blame the democrats for something they didn’t too. The Congress doesn’t have that much power compared to the lobbyists, who have been controlling the government like a puppet.
    But if you chose to believe in people who don’t believe in evolution, wash their hands of global warming and prefer to legalize guns , it’s your call, and not my country.


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