Tacky isn’t just for wedding DRESSES anymore
Proving once and for all that everything is, in fact, for sale – a Virginia Beach woman pulled a Star Jones and snagged some corporate sponsorship … for her wedding.
[[ … Pinched for cash, Virginia Beach hairdresser Kelly Gray went on eBay to offer a spot in her bridal party to the highest bidder … ]]
:::: <— wak manicure aside, what is UP with that pinky finger?!? You could bag a trout with that hook! :::
But the winner of the online begging-fest auction wasn’t some lonely chick lookin’ to eat free pork tenderloin and do the chicken dance in an ugly chiffon dress.
Nope, it was a representative of Dr. Pepper Snapple Group.
::: Ka-CHING!!! :::
The company will donate $10,000 and sugary-caffeinated, tooth-rotting beverages for the nuptials.
::: feel the love :::
Gray – who is apparently just one-friend shy of the perfect bridal party – is planning to launch a web site to help her find that missing bridesmaid — or provide a surprise guest for the slot.
And by ‘surprise guest’ we bet she means ‘performer’ — she’s can check off ‘free entertainment’ on her list too.
— yikes —
All I can say about a woman willing to shill her own wedding is … watch OUT when the bitch decides to breed!
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