Tacky isn’t just for wedding DRESSES anymore

June 27, 2008 at 3:35 pm 1 comment

Proving once and for all that everything is, in fact, for sale – a Virginia Beach woman pulled a Star Jones and snagged some corporate sponsorship … for her wedding.

[[ … Pinched for cash, Virginia Beach hairdresser Kelly Gray went on eBay to offer a spot in her bridal party to the highest bidder … ]]
:::: <— wak manicure aside, what is UP with that pinky finger?!? You could bag a trout with that hook! :::

But the winner of the online begging-fest auction wasn’t some lonely chick lookin’ to eat free pork tenderloin and do the chicken dance in an ugly chiffon dress.
Nope, it was a representative of Dr. Pepper Snapple Group.
::: Ka-CHING!!! :::

The company will donate $10,000 and sugary-caffeinated, tooth-rotting beverages for the nuptials.
::: feel the love :::

Gray – who is apparently just one-friend shy of the perfect bridal party –  is planning to launch a web site to help her find that missing bridesmaid — or provide a surprise guest for the slot.
And by ‘surprise guest’ we bet she means ‘performer’ — she’s can check off ‘free entertainment’ on her list too.
— yikes —

All I can say about a woman willing to shill her own wedding is … watch OUT when the bitch decides to breed!

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1 Comment

  • 1. flyingcrispi  |  June 27, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    I can totally imagine when she has to say her vows, she goes “please remember to buy and drink some Dr Pepper! How and yes, I vow and affirm I will marry this dude blablabla…”

    And I love your last line ( and your blog too, I’m suscribing to your RSS feed! )

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