Some (more) advice for John McCain
I had a raunchy dream an epiphany last night and it revealed the exact thing Big Mac needs to do to if he wants to put his old buns back in charge!
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GIRL ON GIRL!!!!
No no, Macster!! You’ll LOVE it – trust me, big guy!
See, Alaskan voters know where it’s at. They went to the polls and got themselves a real-live GILF in Sarah Palin.
Bitch is hot, ‘kay? I mean, she totally smokes ol’ Cindy Lou Who with the dead eyes over there – and so my proposal is to put Palin in the Veep spot and give her the cushy Captain’s chair on the old Straight Talk Express.
The three of you can drive all over this great nation of ours, indoctinating educating folks young and old (like YOU!) about the ways of the good old GOP. And at the end of each campaign stop, the two recruiters interns licking envelopes in the back of the bus can break out the air pumps and set up the ring.
You look puzzled … What ring, you say?
The inflatable mud-wrestling ring, silly!!
Oh, I mean, you know — you can fill it with mud or creamed corn or Jell-O if you want to — the salient point is to be sure the GILF and the c*__ (oh sorry, I forgot – you “didn’t call her that”), err … the GILF AND SIN-DEEEEEE are appropriately attired for the occasion – which, as you know, means:
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Hot Campaign Bitches in ‘Kinis!!!!
Trust me man — do it!
It will totally transform that Geritol image you’ve got going and people will be BEGGIN’ for that Maverick Beef in no time!
Smooches and good luck, you sexy thang!! ;)
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