Some (more) advice for John McCain

June 26, 2008 at 3:08 pm 15 comments

I had a raunchy dream an epiphany last night and it revealed the exact thing Big Mac needs to do to if he wants to put his old buns back in charge!
::: wait for it :::


No no, Macster!! You’ll LOVE it – trust me, big guy!

See, Alaskan voters know where it’s at. They  went to the polls and got themselves a real-live GILF in Sarah Palin.
Bitch is hot, ‘kay? I mean, she totally smokes ol’ Cindy Lou Who with the dead eyes over there – and so my  proposal is to put Palin in the Veep spot and give her the cushy Captain’s chair on the old Straight Talk Express.

The three of you can drive all over this great nation of ours, indoctinating educating folks young and old (like YOU!) about the ways of the good old GOP. And at the end of each campaign stop, the two recruiters interns licking envelopes in the back of the bus can  break out the air pumps and set up the ring.

You look puzzled … What ring, you say?

The inflatable mud-wrestling ring, silly!!

Oh, I mean, you know — you can fill it with mud or creamed corn or Jell-O if you want to — the salient point is to be sure the GILF and the c*__ (oh sorry, I forgot – you “didn’t call her that”), err … the GILF AND SIN-DEEEEEE are appropriately attired for the occasion – which, as you know, means:
::: wait for it :::

Hot Campaign Bitches in ‘Kinis!!!!

Sweet, right?
Trust me man — do it!
It will totally transform that Geritol image you’ve got going and people will be BEGGIN’ for that Maverick Beef in no time!

Smooches and good luck, you sexy thang!! 😉

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Let’s stay focused, people! Tacky isn’t just for wedding DRESSES anymore


  • 1. elladatort  |  June 26, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    nice, that was entertaining. I don’t know if he’s smart enough to think of that him self though 🙂

    go to to visit my blog!!!

  • 2. Ted  |  June 26, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    The interesting dynamic here is that Palin transforms what are portrayed as negative aspects of McCain (old, crumudgeonly etc.) into positive aspects (grandfatherly, kindly). In other words the team “McCain/Palin” is much much more — they fit together like “ying/yang”. A perfect package.

    Palin’s appearance on Larry Kudlow last night is a hint of that, where Palin says she’ll convince McCain on ANWR drilling. So, McCain is the old and steady yet he mixes with his grandaughter, Palin, who keeps him “hip” and “cool”. Another aspect of the dynamic is McCain is pre-computer/pre-internet whereas Palin is a very very active hi-tech user of computers, blackberries, etc. I think in a McCain/Palin campaign as well as a McCain/Palin White House, you are going to see a lot of them together, and Palin is going to be a very very active, powerful and “in the news” VP — of course lining her up to become President in 2012.

    Palin, indeed, is a very fortunate happening to the otherwise moribound GOP.

  • 3. Type Writer  |  June 26, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Anybody else think this Palin lady looks a bit like a young Geena Davis in this picture?


  • 4. R  |  August 29, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    wow, looks like somebody hit the nail on the head over 2 months ago!

    Great Prognostication. McCain will get the chick vote, and the guy vote for his HOT VP…

  • 5. Gordon  |  August 29, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Spot on, frozen waste Palin hotness injects some much needed fizz into McCain’s campaign. Still gonna bomb though….

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  • 7. Type Writer  |  September 1, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Not only did you call McCain’s pick, but I guess your GILF references were your way of saying that you knew about Palin’s daughter’s bun in the oven. Is there anything you don’t know, Cookie? I’m in awe of your news-gathering and prognostication 🙂 So what’s your estimate on how long it will take for Charlie-boy to dump his fiancee now that he’s no longer gonna be the VP? And did I miss the memo about Alaska being a crucial swing state for this election?


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  • 9. Bill Clinton  |  September 9, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    Michelle Obama could do it but she’s sportin’ a banana hamock

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    Hey now — do NOT diss my boyfriend’s wife! She’ll cut a bitch for that shit!

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