There’s no hope for the rest of us

June 16, 2008 at 7:22 pm 3 comments

Kate Beckinsale doesn't like her bodyAll hope was lost the moment Kate Beckinsale demanded a body double for her latest film. Apparently, she “loathes” her bottom.

Umm, yeah – that’s Kate in all her horrifically gigantic, lard-assness right there —————>

Disgusting, I know.

A  source on her new film Whiteout said: “Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body.”

Tragically — she isn’t soliciting comments with those remarks. She’s actually seriously effed in the head.

How terrifically sad is it when an Oxford-educated, outrageously gorgeous, successful mother/wife/actress who reportedly suffered anorexia as a teenager is still battling retarded self-image demons?

If you’re the parent of a daughter … hug her today and make sure she knows she is the apple of your eye and perfect just the way she is (well, that  and make sure she stays far, far away from R. Kelly).

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  • 1. Type Writer  |  June 17, 2008 at 1:30 am

    Is this why you blew off bar food and beer last week to work out? Sorry, couldn’t resist 🙂

    p.s. R. Kelly now edges out OJ as the Luckiest Black Man in America (but maybe your political boyfriend can smoke ’em both in November). They caught him on video and he still got off? Somewhere Johnny Cochran has a big ol’ smile…

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  June 17, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    Yeah — I gotta keep an eye on the old ‘bottom line’ if you know what I mean!

  • 3. Type Writer  |  June 19, 2008 at 12:40 am

    Oh please; like there’s any junk in that trunk 🙂

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