Mentioning the Unmentionables …
It’s official: Men Are Nasty.
According to a survey conducted by Jockey International — proud makers of tightie-whities since 1876 — hygiene has become a foreign concept and personal maintenance is just really, really, REALLY difficult for a big chunk of American men.
The Jockey poll discoverd that 26% of responders (more than a quarter of dudes in the entire country) own draahz that are five or more years old (blech!), and are in need of replacement (NO SHIT … err, well maybe a little).
But wait! There’s more!!
Inside this group is a sub-layer of obvious non-metrosexuals who own banana hammocks that are more than a decade old.
::: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth :::
Ladies — has your guy been dressing ol’ Frank and Beans in the same outfit since New Kids on the Block actually were new kids on the block???
Advice: Find out!
Seventy-seven percent of the men in the survey came clean about skivvies that, well, aren’t .
These Cro-Magnons fessed up that they’re keeping their vintage assrags even though the threads:
No longer fit (15%)
* beer and peanuts every night since you graduated college will do that …
Lost elasticity (30%)
* guessing from overuse? Putting the same pair on and off every day for years at a time’ll do that to elastic …
Are stained/not the original color (36%)
* ok, three guesses what those “stains” are from …
Are covered in holes (14%)
* when you can deficate AND urinate in any position – it’s time to consider a wardrobe change …
Y’all be so nasty!!
NEVER criticize my fuscia lace bustier and lime-green thong combo again, jackass!!
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