Hey kid! Stop killing the planet!

June 3, 2008 at 7:13 pm

For years, I’ve been telling people — people in the checkout at the supermarket, people in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, the guy who wrote me a speeding ticket last week, local PTA members and anyone else I feel needs to hear my decrees — that today’s youth are just too soft.

It’s true! They’re a buncha adolescent pansy whingey whackas who spring leaks head-to-toe over even the mildest forms of mutilation.
In America , that is … ‘cuz they don’t play that shit in Australia!

When it comes to educating those annoying little ankle biters about the ways of this big ol’ world they favor the direct approach Down Under.

Case in point?
Planet Slayer – a website for the wee ones which aims to teach them all about the horrifically devastating and irreparable damage the little heathens are wreaking on the environment.

At Planet Slayer, the younger rellies can:
1.) Follow the adventures of Greena, the Worrier Princess
2.) Learn about Greenhouse issues
3.) Find out how much their lifestyle sucks (hehe, but no — fur realz!)
and — my absolute personal fave —
4.) Use the site’s Greenhouse calculator to find out just when they can reasonably expect to die — based on nothing more than their current greedy, whiny, planet-killing ways!

The star of the show here really is the graphics — the chirrenz are represented as a pig and their disgusting, earth-raping habits turn them into a big ol’ fat, UGLY pig …
… and then they explode!!!!!!!


Screenshot goodness 🙂


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