Jesus Saves

May 22, 2008 at 4:57 pm 2 comments


Jesus At WorkWell, at least according to these two pilots from New Zealand who ran out of fuel in their microlight airplane during flight.

With their home-made plane’s engine sputtering convulsively, they didn’t freak out, point fingers or question why no one made sure the craft had an appropriate level of fuel for their journey. No, no … they did what all experienced, Christian avaiators do in moments of crisis:
They buckled knuckles and gave mad props to the big guy upstairs.

::: God? If you save me from a painful and fiery death, I PROMISE I’ll be a first-pew every Sunday guy from now on!!!! :::

… and the fine finger of God appeared and guided them to a safe landing in a field … right next to a sign reading, “Jesus is Lord.”

God’s not into irony, he just wants some friggin’ credit!

“When we saw that [sign], we started laughing,” pilot Grant Stubbs said.

And God got pissed and smote him for his insolence.

HAHAHA — I kid …

… but he could have.

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2 Comments

  • 1. bonafidehearsay  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    God’s always giving people second and third chances, seriously what ever happened to that Old Testament God? He’s getting soft in his old age.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    I know!!
    … time was ya had to EARN that kind of redemption …



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