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May 21, 2008 at 4:42 pm

No Witches Allowed‘Member that Pasco County Florida substitute teacher who was fired for ‘performing wizardry’ in the classroom after word leaked out he’d shown the kiddies a 30-second magic trick where he made a toothpick disappear and then reappear?


Had he pulled that stunt in Kenya he’d have found out tout de suite that the ol’ hocus pocus’ll get you juuusst a bit more than some bureaucratic slap on the wrist.

They get pretty hot about that kind of shit in Kenya.
In fact, earlier today a roving mob of crazies burned to death 15 women accused of performing witchcraft.

I’m bettin’ they were suspected of a bit more than making small pieces of wood vanish but it still sounds like someone’s been listening to a little too much Sacred Steel


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