Whatever upset him must have been BAAAAADDDDD

May 16, 2008 at 4:05 pm 1 comment

Fargo wood chipper sceneA Minnesota man, somewhere between 19 and 21 years old, apparently tried to Fargo himself this week.


He just might have pulled it off were it not for some quick-thinking, do-gooder tree service guys who shut down the industrial-sized wood shipper just after suicide man dove in head first.

Yes, you read that right … they shut it off just after he dove in head first.

::: don’t think Band-Aid makes anything for that :::

As you guessed, the man suffered ‘severe, life-threatening injuries to his head and torso’ and is now an ICU patient at Regions Hospital in St. Paul.

The local teevee station, 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS, says it doesn’t normally report suicides, but since the incident took place in a public area they figured, ‘aww shit, what the heck’.
As an added bonus, a hardware store’s surveillance camera may have captured the event on tape.

Any guesses on how long before the station has a second helping of ‘aww shit, what the heck’ and airs that mess?


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1 Comment

  • 1. Type Writer  |  May 19, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    If Guiness has a “Most Painful Suicide” category, they should retire it now…

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