‘Bama to China: We feel you, dawgs
A 3.1 magnitude earthquake has been reported in southwestern Alabama.
The quake occurred at 1:39 p.m., according to the U.S. Geological Survey Web site. It was centered in Bumfukegypt which is directly between Coffeeville in Clarke County and Silas in Choctaw County.
Bumfukegypt Mayor Cleatus Beauregard immediately took to the airwaves in an impassioned plea for aid and supplies …
“We noe them Chahneez fo’ks iz havin’ hahrd tahmz en all – en nahyah we noe wut eet’s lahk … wee’z gonna need hep tew,” he explained.
“Wee’z gonnuh need aahce en terlit pepper en pleeez ‘member wee-yuz runnin’ loe ohn Miller Laht ‘fower thess thang happuhn’d.
“Pleeez thenk uh thuh chi’ren en geeyuhv fruhm yer hahrtz. Thoez keeyuhds’s gunnah be soe sahyud cuz Mackdoenuhld’s tuk uh big ol’ shellackin’ en thess thang.”
We expect damage estimates to begin trickling in as soon as Belva Sempley gets her tractor started.
Stay tuned …
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