The WRONG Way To Get Some Head

May 8, 2008 at 8:50 pm 4 comments

WTF?!?Two jackoffs and a juvy in Texas stand accused of digging up a dead guy, decapitating his body and using his grubworm-eaten head to smoke a little doobie — and I’m totally not kidding or flippin’ kitties when I write that.

The Houston Chronicle has the story today of Darwin Award Winners Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones, who have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse (misdemeanor?!?).

Police say Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed underaged dweeb:
1.) Made their way to a local graveyard
2.) Unearthed a man
3.) Made off with his head
4.) Turned said head into a bong

::: Cheech is speechless :::


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  • 1. johnnypeepers  |  May 8, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    Man, sometimes you just got to make do with what is available. I am in no way condoning what these cats did, but sometimes you ain’t got the bread to throw down on supplies. Dude probably appreciated the smoke and his spirit came back from another dimension to partake in the herbage.

    420 ya’ll!

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  May 8, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    But Johnny — you can make a bong SO EASILY from a 2 liter sod … umm, well, what I meant to say is that I HEAR that you can make one from a soda bottle …

  • 3. Type Writer  |  May 9, 2008 at 4:05 am

    > But Johnny — you can make a bong SO EASILY from a 2 liter sod …

    That’s what I don’t get about this story: why would a bunch of dopers go through so much trouble? Digging in the dirt???Breaking into a coffin??? Dismemberment???

    What motivated the unmotivated? Was it symbolic i.e. had the corpse been a pothead in life? 🙂 Or were they hoping to get an extra high from the embalming fluids? Of course, as anyone who watched “Six Feet Under”, they could have just broke into a funeral parlor. So what gives?

    T Dub
    p.s. 2-liter bottle, huh? So a Coke can isn’t big enough? 🙂

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  May 9, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    I have no idea what you’re talking about Type Writer … as Mr. Garrison says, “Drugs R Bad, mmkay?”


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