Pansy-ass Ohioans think killing is wrong

April 29, 2008 at 6:12 pm 4 comments

What the hell is wrong with Ohio?

Ohio is like a prissy little girlIt was  just a couple of weeks ago that the Supreme Court said everyone could go back to the time-honored American tradition of state-sponsored, organized murder. 
— Florida was all for it!
— Mississippi thanked ’em kindly
— Kentucky gave a big Woo-Hoo
— And Texas said a Hell Yeah and a YeeeeHAW!

And then there was Ohio.
Wimp-assed, ungrateful, whiney Ohio.

She just stood there – fists clenched in anger, teetering on the edge of a major ‘You’re not the boss of me — you can’t make me!” hissy fit.

Prissy little twat.
Listen missy, if it’s good enough for the Supremes, then it should damn well be good enough for you!

::: We don’t waaaaant to. Killing is wrooooooong. blah blah blah :::

Seems they have some friggin’ moral  issue with murder in the Midwest. 

“I’m not comfortable with it,” said Ohio Gov. Ted ‘I put the Guber in Gubernatorial’ Strickland. “I hope never to be comfortable with it.”

Yeah? Well man up and GET used to it!
You are part of these United States whether you want to be or not – and being American means killing. We kill things – people, animals, the planet, the hopes and dreams of our children … it’s just what we do here.

C’mon Ohio!! You used to be badass!
You were second only to Texas as America’s preeminent killing field!
Don’t you remember the glory days?!?

Oh, but that was all before that sissified Democrat Strickland came on the scene.
Before him, Ohio had Bob Taft — a Republican Ohioans could get behind to kill, Kill, KILL on their behalf — and he liked it!

Under Taft, 24 people got to meet their maker. Under Strickland? Two.
Where’s the commitment to tradition?!?

Today, 184 inmates sit on Ohio’s death row – and many are out of appeals! Hell, they may as well be dead already – the job practically does itself … except that it’s not just Strickland holding Ohio back.
The buckeye state is also saddled with Attorney General Marc Dann — another Democrat committed to running around in tights and whining about doing the ‘right thing’.

“I think we can do better,” he said. “We need to make sure it’s being applied fairly across all racial and socio-economic groups.”

Fair Schmair, weenie!
That is NOT how we do things in today’s ill-informed-al-Qaeda-obsessed-it’s-us-or-them-Git-R-Done Wal-Merica!

Looks like someone Ohio didn’t get the memo …
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  • 1. beeyatch  |  February 6, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Ohio? I’d have to kill mySELF if I lived in Ohio!

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  February 6, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Well, I suppose that’s good then — not like they’re gonna do it for you!

  • 3. Chris  |  February 7, 2009 at 12:47 am

    LOL @ beeyatch. I 2nd that.

  • 4. butternutsqash  |  August 15, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    That was funny as hell

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