This is nuts!

April 18, 2008 at 4:05 pm 15 comments

Man with bulls balls hanging from his truckDang it all to hell and back!
They’s up thar in Tallahassee tryin’ to pass laws sayin’ we cain’t have no truck balls no more. What IS this world comin’ tew, I ask yew?!?

Yesstiddy, a buncha senators got together and made it a law sayin’ people with trailer hitches that look like the dangling southern end of a northbound bull are gonna hafta pay a big ol’ $60 fine.

Seextee dollerz! That thar is a lot of munee!! People are gonna hafta be choosin’ between their beer and their balls! Yew talk about yer rock and yer hard place? Thass it, right thar!

Next thang ya know, they’re gonna tell us we cain’t pimp our rides with mudflap girls or the Confederate flag or nuthin’ no more — cuz their ‘offensive’ or some bullcrap like ‘at.

I bet yew this whole mess got started by some panty waste liberal commie pinko or maybe one o’ them soccer moms you always hear ’bout bitchin’ about this thang or that thang her ‘preshuss kid’ wuz exposed to or some kinda crap like ‘at.

Mobile home trailer, double wide trailer trailer parkIt jess takes one pansy ass like ‘at to go an’ ruin it fer the rest of us!

I mean, this is really some serious shit, y’all!

I know a buncha folks who’re gonna hafta sell the trailer over all the fines they’s gonna git. An’ all jess cuz somebuddy didd’n think havin’ someone’s balls in their face wuz PC.




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  • 1. girlofwords  |  April 18, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    God, I think I love you.

  • 2. Sheldon R.  |  April 21, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    To be honest, I’m more irritated about the Riviera Beach droopy-pants law… But your Southern diction is very good, though; must be from someplace where they speak that way 🙂


  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  April 22, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    Let’s talk about that droopy law … what are your thoughts? Worth a rant?

  • 4. Sheldon R.  |  April 22, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    >Let’s talk about that droopy law … what are your thoughts? Worth a rant?

    It’s an ACLU lawsuit waiting to happen, and if it bankrupts Riviera, I won’t feel the least bit bad. A bunch of parents who can’t control what their kids wear voted this bad idea into law so that the police can do their job for them…

    But even if you think (as I do) that it’s pretty stupid looking, the kids are fully dressed, so I can’t see how this will pass constitutional muser. And given that the City of Wellington demonstrated that the police is likely to overreact in enforcing this law, Riviera could be looking at police brutality suits in addition to civil-rights infringement. And can you imagine the outcry there would have been had the mayor who proposed this been white?

  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  April 22, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    Care to Guest Author? We do encourage it here!

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  • 7. Volpeculus  |  April 27, 2008 at 4:41 am

    To be honest, I had no idea that truck balls were a large enough problem to legislate.

  • 8. lifeisacookie  |  April 28, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    But of course! It’s one of THE most pressing issues facing our great nation, donchaknow …

  • 9. Type Writer  |  April 28, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    >To be honest, I had no idea that truck balls were a large enough problem to legislate.

    Well, our truck balls are certainly large enough. We grow ’em big and clanking down here in Florida :)…

  • 10. Ponchita  |  March 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Dammit to hell…of course I’m late seeing this post (reading back and snacking on old cookies). Does this mean I’m gonna have to take my dangling boobies off the back of my Nissan?!?! LOL

  • 11. Driving behind balls - Absurd Intellectual  |  March 17, 2009 at 3:06 pm

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  • 12. reporter666  |  April 4, 2009 at 2:42 am

    Hey good picture, I’ve got some of thse at my page, take a look, thanks

  • 13. rickroller  |  April 27, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    You can buy dangling boobs?

  • 14. Hand Jive « Life Is A Cookie  |  June 30, 2009 at 1:28 pm

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  • 15. chowley  |  November 24, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    I spit out my coffee…

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