STOP! Collaborate and Lisssssten …

April 11, 2008 at 1:06 pm 2 comments

Vanilla ice is a wifeIce IS back, but not exactly with a brand-new invention.
Robert Van Winkle, aka Vanilla Ice, got all Warren Moon on his wife and spent last night at the county’s expense.

So this how aging has-beens get street cred these days …

According to his wife Laura, ‘Nilla was pissed that she bought a bedroom set. Sooo gangsta!

His way of expressing his displeasure that she went with a mahogany deal instead of the tacky black-lacquer number he wanted was to kick her and slap her around in front of their two kids.
Ice ice baby — too cold!!

But ‘Nilla brought the hell-naw and called bullshit on the story Laura told the cops (and The Palm Beach Post), saying the bitch is crazy. No, really. He said his wife is bipolar and takes medication but that she’s known to go apeshit now and then, which is just a really wordy way of saying the scheming ‘ho deserved it.

That mo-fo is hard core, yo!
Are those comeback lyrics I smell?

Something grabs a hold of her tightly 
‘Nilla givin’ Laura a beatdown daily and nightly
Will it ever stop – only the po po know 
Stick him in a cell and forget him yo

Umm, yeah — not so much …


Entry filed under: blogging, entertainment, fun, funny, Gossip, life, News, unbelievable, Uncategorized.

The End Is Near!!! I bet it tastes like chicken …


  • 1. Noni  |  April 11, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    he’s still alive?

  • 2. Rach  |  April 14, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    Figgin Hilarious!

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