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April 7, 2008 at 1:01 pm


Snoop DoggThe Snoop D-O-Double-G musta been rollin’ down the street, smokin’ indo when he told the Guardian recently that Barry was takin’ greenies from ol’ Whitey.
Ouuuchhh!! That is SO not racially transcendent!!

But the Snoopster swears on his mamma that the Obaminator is gettin’ straight up PAID by the KKK. He also says it’s not going to matter one little ol’ bit at all from fall.

Whew, right?

“The KKK gave Obama money. They was one of his biggest supporters … Why wouldn’t they be? The media won’t tell you that. They don’t want you to know that. They just want you to know that this &$##@ befriended this other !#$!$*# who be threatening your values. But we all know all presidents lie to get into **&%!# office. That’s they job. !@$*#’s  who be threatening your values. But we all know all presidents lie to get into **&%!# office. That’s they job.”

” … In America’s eyes, that mutha#!**&’s gonna be president ‘cos (John) McCain can’t *&!%$ with him. Hillary (Clinton) can’t *&!%$ with him. He’s winning over white people, white ladies.”

We know it’s total bullshit (except the part about winning over the whites .. they totally heart him!) … but wouldn’t it be a total laugh riot if The People’s Prince did get elected, thanks in part to a bunch of race-baitin’, color-hatin’, inbred-sister-rapin’, Republican-votin’, combovered potbellies from Paducah?
In a race where only one-third of the candidates are white men, who’s to say no, right?

Tee hee hee on YOU Whitey!

U Can’t Stop Barack!

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