Guess what? Now everyone knows you’re a loser!

April 2, 2008 at 6:18 pm 6 comments

Todd Dellinger is a deadbeat dadDeadbeat Parent (Wikipedia):
A pejorative term referring to parents who have freely chosen not to be financially supportive in their children’s lives. The real definition is an unrestricted parent treated equally who chooses not to be a regular or supportive parent in their child or children’s lives.

Todd Dellinger’s picture should accompany that definition. He’s your classic prick with an unfortunately working dick who will probably sire another child before turning tail and ducking out … again.

But his shortcomings aren’t limited to his personal relationships – heck no!
He sucks at business too!!
Just ask Pacesttr of Winterville, Georgia, who has hired a lawyer to try and get back some of the money Todd Dellinger stole from him – he posted all about it on – check it out!

And the children? What about them?

It’s true, we cannot lie — Todd Dellinger is a loser of epic proportions but he did at least one thing right in his pathetic, moronic, teeny-peeny excuse for a life, which was to help give this world one of the sweetest little faces it will ever know. And that sweet little face will thank her lucky stars forever that she has the most extraordinary mom (my wonderful friend) right there every day working to keep the now-Toddless family together.

Yes indeedy — he couldn’t hack it and left my dear friend to do it all alone.
And you know what that means? She gets everything …

She gets to give the kids kisses every morning and whisper nightie nites while tucking them in. She gets the big smiles for Fourth of July fireworks. She gets the handmade Mother’s Day cards with the stick-figure drawings.

When they come rushing through the front door, giggling at the end of the day it’s HER they run to give a big hug to.

Because HE didn’t think any of that was worth the child support payments necessary to make those things happen, SHE gets everything.

Every happy, every sad, every joy and ever hurt. Every holiday, boo-boo, slumber party, lost tooth … every report card, first date, prom, graduation, wedding and grandbaby.

Every childhood story they ever tell; every dream they ever have; every memory they ever recall — will have a common thread running through them:

You go girl!!

And Todd Dellinger? This may be what he has to look forward to.

Karma’s a bitch, loser!

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Jurnuhlyzm iz kul Hope she’s calling her lawyer


  • 1. Dave Sherman  |  April 3, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    As nice and flattering of a picture that the written attempted to portray of [name redacted] (the children’s mother), it doesn’t even scratch the surface. Somehow in the face of utter adversity she is capable of maintaining incredible dignity and drive. The only way to truly appreciate how wonderful a person she is and in such a complete way, is to see it in person! Her level of commitment to her children is outstanding but then she is also an involved and important member of her community. She commands complete respect and admiration form everyone who is lucky to know her, not because it is demanded of her but because she has earned it! She is the complete package, and her children, friends, and community should be grateful for each moment that she has shared with them. Because every moment that she shares with someone is a moment that is brightened and a moment where they feel loved and significant.

  • 2. Deborah  |  June 9, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    Do u have his picture? I think I know him….

  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  June 10, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Please tell me you haven’t been suckered by him as well 😦

  • 4. Laura  |  July 29, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    My dear friend lives for her 2 young boys while her deadbeat ex-husband refuses to get his act together to hold a job (can make ALOT of $$)and lives off of his girlfriend (she’s an ex-con from prison whom he left his family for). Has never paid a dime of child support. Lost his drivers liscense over 2 years ago from drunk driving and under the influence of drugs. Insists on making my friend drive her sons and putting them through hell to see him on his weekends. This time he had the youngest boy with him (not on his weekend), he drove a car and crossed the yellow line having a head on collision with another car. The boy was in the front seat and they were not wearing seatbelts. The boy was pronounced dead at the scene. The dad and other driver was seriously injured but will survive. This man is very well known in our community and he’ll have to live with his shame and guilt of killing his son forever (Hopefully behind bars!) and will ultimately be damned to Hell by God on his judgment day!

  • 5. lifeisacookie  |  July 29, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    Oh Laura — I’m so sorry for your friend and the loss of her son! That is awful!

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