Fiddy Is Fickle – Just Like US!

April 1, 2008 at 1:47 pm 2 comments


It wasn’t all that long ago that 50 Cent was givin’ big-time props to the Hillinator, but then he listened to Prince Barry’s glorious oratory on race and was all ‘racial transcendence muthahfuckahs!’  

Fiddy 50 Cent Curtis James Jackson IIIBut now it seems that Fiddy’s political fire has fizzled. 

“Yeah
It is what it is man
Uh huh”
 

“To be honest, I haven’t been following that anymore. I lost my interest,” he told MTV News recently. “I listened to some of the debate and things that they were saying, and I just got lost in everything that was going on. Don’t look for my vote, for me to determine nothing on that. Just say, ’50 Cent, he don’t know, so don’t ask Fiddy.’ ” 

And with that little nugget, Curtis James Jackson III summed up (rather succinctly) why that sexy bitch John McCain will be the next President of the United States: Democrats in America just don’t care anymore! We have neither the time nor the patience required to sift through the muck and the mire that is American politics today. We are tired – of our candidates!!! 

Hills? Barry? Stop with the talk talk talk already!
Democrats. Don’t. Care.

Fiddy is showing you the light. Go toward the liiiiggghhhtttt!!!!

 “There ain’t shit in this world deeper than loyalty and love
(Except loyalty and love, between thugs)”

***and by ‘thugs’ he did NOT mean ‘politicians’

 Just give the teevee sprayheads a few clever but quickie-quick-quick soundbites while you’re finding your inner fierceness for that glossy photo spread in People or Star or US Weekly – you know, the one that shows us how much you really arejust like us!!!’. 

That’s what we want — entertain us – stop trying to educate us. It’s a turnoff.

After all, when it’s time to vote (except in Michigan and Florida where Democrats don’t count) we’re just going to go with the one who said that thing that time about how gas prices really sucked and how everyone was gonna get free health care for life and everyone in America will be able to buy a new house and a whole bunch of high-paying jobs are about to flow like nourishing rain from the heavens …

… and John McCain will win anyway.

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