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March 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm


Old and busted:  Long-drawn out court cases to keep your sorry ass out of the clink. Membah OJ, J-Ho and P Diddy, Phil Spector, Anthony Pellicano and other whiney babies who couldn’t handle the prospect of the pen.

Martha Stewart Mug ShotNew Hotness: Embracing your inner convict! The benefits are obvious — you get instant street cred, a whole shitload of free publicity and space on the major newscasts, radio shows and newspapers. It’s win-win all the way!

Shout outs to T.I, L’il Kim, Martha Steward, Kiefer Sutherland for keepin’ it REAL!

Note to Shia LaBeouf: If you want people to stop thinking of you as that retarded kid from Holes and see you as a ‘mayun’ — cut it with the petty crimes. Buy a gun and rob a liquor store already, pussy!

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