Roll Call with DMX

March 19, 2008 at 8:47 pm 4 comments

DMX Dark Man X is politically ignorantNas. Check.
Scarface. Check.
Barack. Who?

The always quotable but politically ig’nint Dark Man X was answering questions from XXL magazine when the interview took an unexpected detour and crashed headlong into dumbass.


Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.


What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?

Y’all don made him act a fool
Up in here, up in here

(Note to DMX: You’re a former crack addict with a lengthy rap sheet – a badass who likes to pepper his ever-so-eloquent commentary with the F word.  Don’t mess with you ‘cuz you’re tough. Yeah yeah, we get it … But you know what? You better not EVER let Michelle Obama hear you dis Barry like that! She’s the HBIC and you just know she’ll cut a bitch to get the point across. You may want to call your mom and update your dental records – just sayin’.)

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  • 1. Rach  |  March 21, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! You’al goin make me go all out, up in here, up in here! Hilarious!

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    I’d have to cut a deal with you on this. Which is not something I typically do! I enjoy reading a post that will make people think. Also, thanks for allowing me to comment!

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