And the shitty signage award goes to …

March 14, 2008 at 6:55 pm 1 comment


Nature’s Way Cafe bathroom signs are all wrong

Remember the chick who sat on the terlit so long that her ass was fused to the seat? Well, she could have been saved.

It’s true!

If she had only gone to this Florida Nature’s Way Cafe that day two years ago for her lunch she might just be living a lid-free life today because, according to the signage — the bathrooms are for you (or me, or her) … except, well, umm – not so much …

I went there for lunch today and it was just all so confusing – which one was right? What to do, what to do! I stood there for a while pondering what would happen if I opened the wrong door and trying to cypher the true meaning behind the different door handles – and then, just when it was getting really frustrating I peed on the floor and felt better.

A Mentos Moment in an otherwise ordinary day.

I’m a problem solver like that.

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1 Comment

  • 1. Mad One  |  March 15, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    That’s not good. Some people are already confused enough!


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