Who will keep Baby out of the corner now?

March 5, 2008 at 7:23 pm 2 comments

Patrick Swayze is dying of cancerThe National Enquirer is reporting that Patrick Swayze has been battling pancreatic cancer, which has spread to other organs leaving him with just five weeks to live.

“He received three doses of chemotherapy and the tumor shrank, but less than his doctors had hoped for — and Patrick was told he should prepare for the end,” the gossip rag reports.

(Remember what Sam told Molly, Patrick!! “The love inside, you take it with you.”)

 Like most people, we take The Enquirer with a grain of salt, but occasionally they hit one out of the ballpark.

We just hope this isn’t one of those times. Seriously.

UPDATE: It is true. Mollygood tells us that “the 55-year-old star’s publicist confirmed to Page Six that he’s suffering from pancreatic cancer.”

Somehow the word godmotherfuckingdammit just doesn’t cover it …

Entry filed under: blogging, entertainment, Gossip, life, News, Uncategorized.

I’m just sayin’ is all … Do-Over? Blow me, DNC!


  • 1. MeMa  |  March 9, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    It doesn’t help that there is only a 5% recovery rate either.
    My heart goes out to him and his wife, Lisa. It always seems strange when these illnesses spring up on the pillars of physical strength and fitness. It just doesn’t seem fair.

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