When Politicians Attack

February 28, 2008 at 10:17 pm

John McCain Barack Obama fight in the press over the war in IraqThe sex-machine hatemongering foreigner and ‘mathematical’ frontrunner for the GOP nomination is one old but feisty sonofabitch!

Big Mac gave Barry a verbal beatdown over the most trod-upon of topics in a clear effort to avoid talking about the economy which is definitly on the verge of collapse but that’s Bush’s problem at least in the short-term so why talk about it Iraq. “This is about decisions that a president will have to make about the future in Iraq. And a decision to unilaterally withdraw from Iraq will lead to chaos,” McCain said, in obvious response to Obama saying that HE intended to withdraw American forces as quickly as possible, and that he reserved the right to send troops back if Al Qaeda were forming a base in Iraq. (Daring, Visionary, Never gonna happen, fathead)

“Al Qaeda is there now,” Big Mac said — in a blatant attempt to highlight, underscore and put a big ol’ spotlight on the junior Senator’s inexperience in global politics. And, well, he got you on the one, dog …

Obama – AKA ‘The People’s Prince” – was NOT havin’ any of that shit!

Using his blinding smile and hypnotic gaze, Barry tried to turn the tables on the cagey political fossil septuagenarian. “I’ve been paying attention, John McCain,” Barry shouted, fist clenched in mock rage. ” … John McCain may like to say he wants to follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell, but so far all he’s done is follow George Bush into a misguided war in Iraq that’s cost us thousands of lives and billions of dollars.”

Oooooo, snap! The nasty (yet surprisingly virile) old white guy and the smooth, suave (and expectedly virile) young black guy are doing the verbal equivalent of the old shoulder bump from high school! I love it — fight! FIGHT!

You think you know who has the advantage — I can tell you do. After all — this IS America and no one gets the upper hand on whitey! Except that Obama uses mind-control, trickery and illusion to make you forget everything except the he’s young and he is hopeful about America. (I feel calm and happy just writing those words … young … hopeful … I see puppies and rainbows in a bucolic setting … drifting, driftinggggg …)

Oh, sorry — where was I? Oh yeah … Experience, shmexperience! This is a popularity contest people and Barry has won the charisma round and he’s won the PILF round, which everyone knows clearly negates the experience round. Is this your first election?!? GAWD!

Big Mac doesn’t stand a chance! His dentures simply do not reflect light into promising little rays of sunshine like Barry’s natural-tooth smile … Plus — Barry can kick his verbal ASS!

Oh yes, it’s on, kiddies … but, umm … where’s Hillary?

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